Jamieverse's Free Odd Jobs

EDIT:
Since this thread died, and got necroposted, I have revived it on a new thread! Check it out here:
https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/refurbished-jamies-odd-jobs.217506/
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Meme me

 

provide pic or idk

 

Draw this except it's bad MS Paint:

Spoiler

 

I mean it's called Odd for a reason

 

Oi I updated the thread so ask me for stuff it's all free smh

 

Odd jobs... But what about blowjobs?

 

Sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Can someone mf reply i'm bored af smh

 

can you write me an essay

 

Why Thots Should Be Demolished
An Argumentative Essay

Over the many years of my existence, i've encountered many thots. I don't know how I feel when I see them. They disgust me. Thots don't deserve to exist. You may be thinking I'm harsh, but believe me, by the end of this essay, you will hate them as well. Thots should be demolished due to their ho nature, their boy jumping skills, and their thot-like behavior.

So what is a thot? Well it stands for That Hoe Over There. Originated in circa 2015-2017, used by real men to distinguish the big tiddie goth gfs from the hourglassed thots. It was said that the first Thot was created from a dirty pile of tampons laying outside a club in Los Angeles. From there, Thots spread like wildfire. They soon covered the entire state of California, before they spread to NYC via plane. A thot had managed to get on the plane when a careless flight attendant got succed to death. Thots soon began to span the entire globe.

As you can see, Thots are no harmless creature. They can only survive by preforming a thot procedure on an unsuspecting male or female. So how can we stop this epidemic from travelling the galaxy? Surprisingly, many methods are easy to make and can easily save you from a thot attack.

1. Simply, do not pursue the thot. Though they have the body of a goddess, do not approach the thot! Their boobs are push up bras, and their butt is pumped with plastic!

2. Sound the thot alarm. Quickly reach into your phone and dial (999) THOT. This will notify the thot patrol, and a service agent should swoop in, tranq darting the thot in the left tiddy. The agent will then escort you into the nearest building, to sterlize you from the thots dangerous radioactive rays that it emits.

3. Tell her that "youe'r gay" The thot needs to be the opposite gender of yours for this one to work.

4. This method is risky, as it isn't a 100% chance. But quickly yell "BEGONE THOT", dampening her powers for a short period of time. Take this time to skrrt away as fast as fucking possible.

You now know how to defend yourself from thots. But is this enough? No. Thots still roam the land, in search for "A papi to give me cummies" The only way we can rid the world of thots is to be aware, know their presence, and eliminate them one by one.

 

can you make my pfp into a christmas themed. like make my snek ride a sleigh and add a santa hat etc. make it amazing

 

Yes of course

 

can u draw a turtle in ms paint k thx bye xx

 

Can I have a santa hat?
Also hello lord Jamieverse, the Verse cult kinda died..

 

Can you do a meme about the brotherhood of Kiric? (the player kiric)

 

Send me a picture to memify.

Ikr rip also here:

 

that is gud thx ill give u good review on yelp
btw i have always wanted to know how u put pictures and stuff under dotted line thing im pretty nooby

 

Thanks!

 

Call my mom and say that i died in a car accident
Line: 1-800-273-8255
[jk plz dont]

Also please make jake paul have the face of logan paul, any image acceptable