A Pun Off

Hello and welcome! I have not seen a pun war thread! So welcome to the place where puntastic people start to have some Pun! Yeah this is already turning into a cringe fest and this may seem to be Punishing to others. Alright enough with the puns, the goal of this is to have the best puns out of everyone else!

What are the rules?

-Stay relevant to the topic as it will change every few weeks or month!
-If you are making an inappropriate pun, put in a Spoiler labeled "Punishable Pun"
-Not making Puns on this thread is allowed.
-ALL THE MEMES
-Death is allowed to be up for Puns.

Besides this if there are any questions please do ask.

PUN TOPIC:
Minecraft​

 

this thread is onion-settling.

 

But if they're just jokes why do would you take them seriously?
Also do you belive that joke is racit or sexist even if it's true?

 

Meh we're on the internet, who knows? I just don't want this thread to be shut down by dumbness. Anyway it might be removed (the rule) later on. I dunno. Just how I am.

 

So? If I was irl would it change anything?

 

Like I said, I might change it. It's just who I am. I can change rules for the thread, but I won't change on who I am. Besides that, I think you should Salsa some puns, that may not be Kneaded, but at least Mustard a pun.

 

This thread will be a pizza cake! I would make more puns, but everyone would get salty.

 

Looks like I have to Ketchup... But I Relish the thought of losing! It may seem Cheesy though...

 

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I think youre Beeing Radishculous. You cant lose this game, its Deer to all of us.

 

"H-hey... I know this might sound cheesy but I think you're grate..."

 

my gosh, you people taco lot

 

You muenster!

 

you guys gouda stop. These jokes are getting too cheesy. It was bad enough that you guys taco lot, now you're coming up with bad puns. These are the worst puns in the milky way.

 

I agree, but you are only making the problem worse. I won’t ignore this anymore. The situation is in my opinionion too bad.

 

Hey I hope you guys had a gouda amount of fun, but I think that it's time to salsa some things up and change the Topic!

The next Topic will be Minecraft (because I'm bad with Topics) so get ready for the official change and mustard those last few puns before then!

 

Those puns are spicey. I am a bit salty for not inventing them first.

 

Topic Change at 2:40 P.M. 11/28/17 EDT
Topic will be; MINECRAFT

 

Topic has been changed, now off you go with the Minecraft Puns!

 

Hay! How are you doing?

 

Pretty good, I met a Coal person recently. They really Torched my schedule sadly.