Big Brother House Simulator

Reading this (though I have no idea why I'm here or who anyone else is for the most part) is mildly amusing.

(Though it does mean that I'm shirking)

 

Week #7​

With only 9 house guests left, anxiousness spreads throughout the household. Those alliances can't hold forever, can they?

Spoiler: Head of Household

• Big Brother Tourn-eye-ment: The house guests are randomly organized in a bracket, deciding who they will face off against. The two house guests facing off will look at an eye chart that contains a question. The first to answer it correctly, with the answer being either “one” or “two,” will win the round, eliminating their opponent. The last two house guests remaining will become the new Heads of Household.
• Yun Yun and Blue Slimerino win and become the new HoH's!

Spoiler: Battle of the Block

• Yun Yun nominates Eirika & Ephraim and Exvhius for eviction.
• Blue Slimerino nominates necroRawb and captainganon for eviction.
• Moving The Chains: The two sets of nominees must pull chains in order to maneuver a ball into a specific hole. The first pair to get a ball in each of the ten different holes win the Battle of the Block, giving them safety for the week and dethroning the HOH that nominated them.
  
• necroRawb and captainganon win and are safe from eviction
• Blue Slimerino is dethroned as HoH.
• Eirika & Ephraim and Exvhius still face eviction.

Spoiler: Power of Veto

• Yun Yun, as HoH, and Eirika & Ephraim and Exvhius, as nominees, will participate in PoV along side Nem, AlexisPlay and necroRawb.
• OTEV The Pissed Off Penguin: The house guests sit in front of a giant, angry penguin. Each round, the penguin will give a clue to a drink with a certain house guest’s name in its title. The last house guest to bring this drink to the penguin is eliminated. The last house guest remaining in the competition will win the Golden Power of Veto.
  
• AlexisPlay wins and is given the Golden Power of Veto.
• Team America has been assigned a new mission. Each member of Team America creates and names a fake side alliance with the person they trust the least.

Spoiler: Eviction Ceremony

• AlexisPlay decides to throw away the PoV.
• Eirika & Ephraim and Exvhius state why they should get to stay. Everyone votes.

Spoiler: Votes

Everyone votes for Eirika & Ephraim. Ouch

Spoiler: Evited

By a landslide vote of 7 to 0, @Eirika & Ephraim is evicted from the Big Brother House.

 

Week #8​

As the second month comes to a close, only half the house guests that started this thing remain. and thanks to some shenanigans from last week, most if not all the major alliances have dissolved. All anyone has to rely on now is friendship.

Spoiler: Head of Household

• Dead of Household: The house guests stand in their individual booths. Each round, Julie Chen will ask a question about a series of news broadcasts detailing a zombie apocalypse that was shown the night before. If a house guest is incorrect, they are eliminated. The last two house guests remaining will become the new Heads of Household.
• necroRawb and Nem win and become the new HoH's!
• Team America has a new mission. They have to keep someone awake for 24 hours.

Nem tricks Exvhius to stay awake for 24 hours by hanging out with him. This both annoys Exvhius but also strengthens their friendship.

Spoiler: Battle of the Block

• Nem nominates Josh_Legacy and captainganon for eviction.
• necroRawb nominates AlexisPlay and Yun Yun for eviction.
• The Big Black Box: The two sets of nominees enter a large black box in the backyard. They must locate five bones that they will place on their wall. The first pair to bring back all five bones win the Battle of the Block, giving them safety for the week and dethroning the HOH that nominated them.
  
• AlexisPlay and Yun Yun win and are safe from eviction
• necroRawb is dethroned as HoH.
• Josh_Legacy and captainganon still face eviction.

Spoiler: Power of Veto

• Nem, as HoH, and Josh_Legacy and captainganon, as nominees, will participate in PoV along side Yun Yun, Blue Slimerino and necroRawb.
• Zingbot Reboot: The house guests must connect wires to the correct prongs on various circuit boards. They will figure out which wire connects where by following the paths on each circuit board. The first house guest to connect the wires on four different circuit boxes will win the Golden Power of Veto!
  
• Blue Slimerino wins and is given the Golden Power of Veto.

Spoiler: Eviction Ceremony

• Blue Slimerino uses his PoV on Josh_Legacy. Nem chooses necroRawb as a replacement.
• captainganon and necroRawb state why they should get to stay. Everyone votes.

Spoiler: Votes

Spoiler: Yun Yun

I vote to evict captainganon.

Spoiler: Alexis Play

I vote to evict captainganon.

Spoiler: Josh_Legacy

I vote to evict captainganon.

Spoiler: Blue Slimerino

I vote to evict necroRawb.

Spoiler: Exvhius

I vote to evict necroRawb.

Spoiler: Evited

By a vote of 3 to 2, @captainganon is evicted from the Big Brother House.

 

Rigged

 

If you happen to do this again let me know. i would love to be a part of it!

 

To the 2 people actually reading these, who do want to win? Who do you hope gets evicted next?

 

necroRawb because he's the only one still in who didn't vote to evict me

 

Do want him to win, or do you want him to get evicted?

 

win

 

Well, we'll see what happens.

 

Week #9​

I really can't stress enough how intense this is. There are now only 4 people voting during eviction. Well there would be if...

Spoiler: The Twist

@NPCGrian returns to the Big Brother House and is back in the running for the million dollars.

Spoiler: Head of Household

• Punching for Days: Each house guest stands in front of a cutout of a boxer and a screen with the number '0' on it. Each round, they will be read an event that happened during the season. They must punch the boxer in order to raise the number to the correct day that the event occurred on. The last house guest to reach the correct number is eliminated. The last house guest remaining will become the new Head of Household.
• Yun Yun wins and becomes the new HoH.
• Yun Yun nominates Exhvius and NPCGrain.

No more Battle of the Block folks. Jumping straight to the PoV's from now on.

Spoiler: Power of Veto

• Yun Yun, as HoH, and Exhvius and NPCGrain, as nominees, will participate in PoV along side Josh_Legacy, Blue Slimerino and AlexisPlay.
• BB Scorpion: The house guests enter the backyard to see BB Main Street, with various shops (persumably airsoft stores). Each round, the house guests must estimate how many of a certain object in one of the shops there are. They can either stay or fold after hearing the other guesses. Between the house guests that stay, the one that is closest earns a point, while the furthest is eliminated. The first house guest to earn three points or the last Houseguest standing will win the Golden Power of Veto.
  
• NPCGrain wins and is given the Golden Power of Veto.

Spoiler: Eviction Ceremony

• NPCGrain uses his PoV on himself. Yun Yun chooses Josh_Legacy as a replacement.
• Josh_Legacy and Exvhius state why they should get to stay. Everyone votes.

Spoiler: Votes

Spoiler: Nem

I vote to evict Josh_Legacy.

Spoiler: necroRawb

I vote to evict Josh_Legacy.

Spoiler: Alexis Play

I vote to evict Exvhius.

Spoiler: Blue Slimerino

I vote to evict Exvhius.

Spoiler: NPCGrain

I vote to evict Josh_Legacy.

Spoiler: Evited

By a vote of 3 to 2...*sniff*... @Josh_Legacy is evicted from the Big Brother House. How...how could this have happen?

 

WHYYY
I THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF THIS SHIT

 

Nobody escapes that easily.

 

There there it's ok

 

I wanted myself to win but then some losers evicted me

 

Week #10​

Yun Yun and Alexis, Exvhius and Nem, NPCGrain and...
Who am I kidding, everyone hates hims. And it's not like Blue and necroRawb are all buddy-buddy with each other.

Spoiler: Head of Household

• Sloppy The Snowman: Each house guest stands in an icy lane. They must transport liquid from a small pool to the head of the snowman at the end of the lane. The first house guest to fill their snowman's head will become the new Head of Household.
• Nem wins and becomes the HoH.
  
• Nem nominates NPCGrain and necroRawb.

Spoiler: Power of Veto

• Nem, as HoH, and necroRawb and NPCGrain, as nominees, will participate in PoV along side Yun Yun, Blue Slimerino and Exvhius.
• BB Blast, Inc.: Each house guest stands in front of a bomb that has various wires coming out of it. Each round, a screen will show a sequence of wires. After the wires are shown in a certain order, they will be given a clue as to which wire to cut. If a house guest cuts the wrong wire, they are eliminated. The last house guest remaining will win the Golden Power of Veto.
  
• Blue Slimerino wins and is given the Golden Power of Veto.

Spoiler: Eviction Ceremony

• necroRawb uses his PoV on himself. Nem chooses Blue Slimerino as a replacement.
• Blue Slimerino and NPCGrain state why they should get to stay. Everyone votes.

Spoiler: Votes

Spoiler: necroRawb

I vote to evict NPCGrain.

Spoiler: Alexis Play

I vote to evict NPCGrain.

Spoiler: Yun Yun

I vote to evict NPCGrain.

Spoiler: Exvhius

I vote to evict Blue Slimerino.

Spoiler: Evited

By a vote of 3 to 1, @NPCGrian is evicted from the Big Brother House (you happy now?).

Double Eviction​

Yippie! Another double eviction!

Spoiler: Head of Household

• What The Bleep?: The house guests each stand in their individual booths. Each round, they will be shown a clip of a moment from the season with one word bleeped out. Julie Chen will then give a possible answer. The house guests must decide whether that was the correct word or not. If they are incorrect, they are eliminated. The last house guest remaining will become the new Head of Household.
• Blue Slimerino wins and becomes the HoH.
  
• Blue Slimerino nominates Exhvius and Nem.

Spoiler: Power of Veto

• Blue Slimerino, as HoH, and Exhvius and Nem, as nominees, will participate in PoV along side Yun Yun and AlexisPlay.
• Mazed and Confused: The house guests must roll a ball down a three-layered maze. The first house guest to complete the entire maze will win the Golden Power of Veto
  
• AlexisPlay wins and is given the Golden Power of Veto.

Spoiler: Eviction Ceremony

• AlexisPlay throws away their PoV.
  
• Exvhius and Nem state why they should get to stay. Everyone votes.

Spoiler: Votes

Spoiler: necroRawb

I vote to evict Nem.

Spoiler: Alexis Play

I vote to evict Exvhius.

Spoiler: Yun Yun

I vote to evict Nem.

Spoiler: Evited

By a vote of 2 to 1, @Nem is evicted from the Big Brother House.

 

Yay!
Inb4 i come back AGAIN

 

Week #11​

Blue Slimerino and necroRawb team up to try and become the last two house guests. Unfortunately, that's the same deal that Yun Yun and AlexisPlay made with each other. Ether way, this destines Exvhius for the chopping block.

Spoiler: Head of Household

• Seed Saw: Each house guest stands at the end of a giant shovel. They must carry a seed across the shovel and place that seed onto the end of the shovel. The first house guest to fill their shovel with seeds will become the new Head of Household.
• AlexisPlay wins and becomes the new HoH.
• AlexisPlay nominates necroRawb and Exvhius.

Spoiler: Power of Veto

• AlexisPlay, as HoH, and Exhvius and necroRawb, as nominees, will participate in PoV along side Yun Yun and Blue Slimerino.
• Seed Saw: Each house guest stands at the end of a giant shovel. They must carry a seed across- wait, didn't we just use this competition?
  
• necroRawb wins and is given the Golden Power of Veto.

Spoiler: Eviction Ceremony

• necroRawb uses his PoV on himself. AlexisPlay chooses Blue Slimerino as a replacement.
• Blue Slimerino and Exvhius state why they should get to stay. Everyone votes.

Spoiler: Votes

Spoiler: necroRawb

I vote to evict Exvhius.

Spoiler: Yun Yun

I vote to evict Blue Slimerino.

Spoiler: Evited

There is a tie. As HoH, AlexisPlay chooses @BlueSlimerino to be evicted from the Big Brother House.

 

Week #12​

Exvhius really dodged a bullet last week. Will he be as lucky this week?

Probably not.

Spoiler: Head of Household

• Foggy Memory: The house guests stand in between steps, each labeled with the word ‘before or ‘after.’ Each round the house guests must decide if one event read by Julie Chen happened before or after a second event. If they are correct, they will earn a point. The house guest with the most points at the end of the competitions will become the new Head of Household.
• necroRawb wins and becomes the new HoH.
• necroRawb nominates AlexisPlay and Yun Yun for eviction.

Spoiler: Power of Veto

• necroRawb, as HoH, and AlexisPlay and Yun Yun, as nominees, will participate in PoV along side Exvhius.
• Stalking The Veto: Each house guest stands in front of a corkboard with various clues on it, each referring to a house guest. They must place surveillance photos of each house guest between the corresponding clues. The first house guest to correctly place each photo will win the final Golden Power of Veto.
  
• AlexisPlay wins and is given the final Golden Power of Veto.

Spoiler: Eviction Ceremony

• AlexisPlay uses his PoV on himself. necroRawb chooses Exvhius as a replacement.
• Yun Yun and Exvhius state why they should get to stay. AlexisPlay votes.

Spoiler: AlexisPlay

I vote to evict Exvhius.

Spoiler: Evited

By a sole vote, @Exvhius is evicted from the Big Brother House.

 

Week #13​

With only 3 house guests left, it's time to for the FINAL HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD competition.

Spoiler: Final HoH Part 1

• Fly High or Bye Bye: The final three house guests are each suspended from parasails. If they let go, they are eliminated. The last house guest holding onto their parasail wins part one of the final HoH competition and will advance to part three.
• AlexisPlay, Yun Yun and necroRawb compete in the competition.
• AlexisPlay wins and gets to move on to part three.

Spoiler: Final HoH Part 2

• Ancient B B-gypt: The two losers of part one walk out into the backyard, which has been decorated to look like ancient Egypt. In front of them is a huge wall. Scattered around the backyard are the faces of various house guests. They must place the faces of the two final nominees of each week in order up on the wall. The house guest to do so in the fastest time wins part two of the final HoH competition advances to part three.
• Yun Yun and necroRawb compete in the competition.
• necroRawb wins and moves on to part three.

Spoiler: Final HoH Part 3

• Scales of Just Us: The house guests each stand on their individual platforms attached to a large scale. Each round, Julie Chen will read the beginning of a statement. The house guests must decide how a certain Juror completed each statement. If they are correct, they earn a point and their scale moves up. The house guest with the most points at the end becomes the final and most important Head of Household!
• AlexisPlay and necroRawb compete in the competition.
• necroRawb wins and becomes the final Head of Household!

Spoiler: Eviction Ceremony

• Yun Yun and AlexisPlay face eviction.
• necroRawb votes.

Spoiler: necroRawb

I vote to evict Yun Yun.

Spoiler: Evicted

By a sole vote, @Yun Yun is evicted from the Big Brother House. The last 2 remaining house guests are necroRawb and AlexisPlay.