Shop Shitposting Corp - * Every Item For 1le!

That's right, we've gone corporate! Thanks to our generous donors from our previous stand, we now bring you the new-and-improved store! Rather than relying on donations, we've decided to include the donation in the price of the items, all while keeping it cheap and easy!

If you would like an item, please state your IGN, the items you are buying, and your availability to keep these deals simple and clean.

If an item gets enough offers, it will be brought to a separate thread in an auction. This is to ensure fairness, rather than a first-come-first-serve or highest-price-at-the-time case.

Average Hours: 4:30pm - 10:00pm MST (I can hop on within these hours)

Armor:

Spoiler: Helmets

Blue Mask [60SP]
https://i.imgur.com/zQcNfyo.png

Cancer [4039/3s, +8 tier]
https://i.imgur.com/ygUiD57.png

[48EB] Cancer [Clean]
https://i.imgur.com/hZeUMhQ.png

Aries #1 [31%]
https://i.imgur.com/MJ1QtjI.png

Third Eye [2/4, 115]
https://i.imgur.com/cKcwBuT.png

Fenmask
https://i.imgur.com/zQ5rKBg.png

Spoiler: Chestplates

[4LE] Aquarius #1 [6/4s]
https://i.imgur.com/UmnD24w.png

[2LE] Aquarius #2 [5/4s]
https://i.imgur.com/SH29S5P.png

[1.5LE] Aquarius #3 [4/4s]
https://i.imgur.com/2iuD2Rp.png

Leo #2
https://i.imgur.com/KR9tsuR.png

Libra
https://i.imgur.com/BhKRi2J.png

Spoiler: Leggings

Dark Shroud #1
https://i.imgur.com/QAkgCow.png

Dark Shroud #2
https://i.imgur.com/X1OZvow.png

Sagittarius
https://i.imgur.com/bgkenTG.png

Leggings of Desolation [991/3s]
https://i.imgur.com/58WrFhc.png

Greaves of the Veneer
https://i.imgur.com/0OvFv7N.png

[1.5LE] Electrocharge Greaves [+2 tier]
https://i.imgur.com/esLV3qU.png

Spoiler: Boots

Scorpio #1 [816/3s]
https://i.imgur.com/TGyO4Kh.png

Scorpio #2 [708/3s]
https://i.imgur.com/CZrT9Xg.png

[3LE] Memento #1 [4/4s]
https://i.imgur.com/Idvv2Bm.png

[1.5LE] Memento #2 [3/4s, Max XP]
https://i.imgur.com/jLqaXiS.png

Memento #3 [3/4s]
https://i.imgur.com/ihF7kUf.png

[48EB] Ventus Tail
https://i.imgur.com/29ZULLk.png

[2LE] Steamjet Walkers [Great IDs]
https://i.imgur.com/Biomwn4.png

[1.5LE] Treausre Boots [Perfect!]
https://i.imgur.com/NwFPo3R.png

Sodeta Boots [3/4s]
https://i.imgur.com/9bDXTRA.png

Weapons:

Spoiler: Bows

Return to Ether #2
https://i.imgur.com/WQE9Fu0.png

Return to Ether #3
https://i.imgur.com/LbiRMWP.png

Return to Ether #4
https://i.imgur.com/PNS0Wnj.png

Return to Ether #5
https://i.imgur.com/FJiLw74.png

Return to Ether #6
https://i.imgur.com/aTrdAR0.png

Gale's Force #1
https://i.imgur.com/eaAyiG6.png

Gale's Force #2
https://i.imgur.com/5hZi4nC.png

Gale's Force #3
https://i.imgur.com/QyFe8d3.png

Spoiler: Wands

[24EB] Ethereal
https://i.imgur.com/BVcJcmO.png

Lunar Spine
https://i.imgur.com/Qa4Tm8M.png

Cascade
https://i.imgur.com/xholmP8.png

Morrowind #1
https://i.imgur.com/ifQ4pNP.png

Morrowind #2
https://i.imgur.com/o9M2Xki.png

Phoenix Wing #1 [2238hp]
https://i.imgur.com/WIcNXOH.png

Phoenix Wing #2 [2100hp]
https://i.imgur.com/RXv1lYs.png

[48EB] Phoenix Wing #3 [877hp]
https://i.imgur.com/Mdw2Y77.png

Phoenix Wing #4 [1846hp]
https://i.imgur.com/mW60RbN.png

Phoenix Wing #5 [2400hp]
https://i.imgur.com/74WSP5h.png

Phoenix Wing #6 [2377hp]
https://i.imgur.com/iwlHsSM.png

Spoiler: Spears

[1.5LE] Ignition
https://i.imgur.com/C4cErup.png

Spoiler: Daggers

[2.5LE] Wybel Ivory Wand [Max Loot/XP and 1 from Max SPR!]
https://i.imgur.com/wO8G2b4.png

Flameshot Hilt #1
https://i.imgur.com/ZEWzudm.png

Flameshot Hilt #2
https://i.imgur.com/Ba1byad.png

Flameshot Hilt #3
https://i.imgur.com/wy6dtfg.png

Alazarin #1 [137HR]
https://i.imgur.com/r4PdCZS.png

[48EB] Alazarin #2 [128HR]
https://i.imgur.com/SEOPwkq.png

[48EB] Alazarin #3 [113HR]
https://i.imgur.com/iS0GwCO.png

[48EB] Alazarin #4 [101HR]
https://i.imgur.com/ZVpIh1I.png

[48EB] Alazarin #5 [110HR, 28%XP]
https://i.imgur.com/oTFs80M.png

[48EB] Alazarin #6 [29% XP]
https://i.imgur.com/gGub58C.png

Alazarin #7 [Max XP]
https://i.imgur.com/9irdSiS.png

Accessories:

Spoiler: Necklaces

Shatterglass #1
https://i.imgur.com/gun5dGy.png

Shatterglass #2
https://i.imgur.com/aEa1W15.png

Spoiler: Bracers

Tidal [2/4s]
https://i.imgur.com/BIkPjz5.png

Spoiler: Rings

Stratus #1 [14%]
https://i.imgur.com/ReBZRd6.png

Stratus #2 [14%]
https://i.imgur.com/tq525J4.png

Misc:
1 x Red Powder VI - 6LE per
1 x Green Powder VI - 6LE per
8 x Nii Rune - 8EB per
8 x Fallen Factory Key - 24EB per

* Every individual item is priced at 1LE unless otherwise stated next to the item.

 

wow, 1le, srsly? that's fairly pricey

 

i know right, wtf is the op thinking trying to rip people off like that what a fucking dick

 

Leo #1
minecraftacrylic
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Thank you for your patronage, dear sir!

 

just saying phoenix wings are wands? Not daggers?

 

Turns out I put all the wands in the dagger section, whoops! Will fix asap.

 

boopity bump

 

Depressing spears are super easy to get, just go to the Wolf Den near Nessak. (google it on the wiki for coords) but I'll gladly sell the other two. :>

 

Every item for 1 le? Ill buy then

 

"every item for 1le"
Ill take every item for 1le please!

 

both old keepers ring pls...

i believe that's 2le?

 

I fucking knew there were going to be some sarcastic smartasses like you, and for that I'll give you (@Exoltic) 25% off one item worth 1LE or less, or I can give you a free T4 powder (Green, Gray, or Red) alongside a purchase worth 1LE or more. You may redeem this at any time in this store.

On the other hand, @SilverRare is a sarcastic smartass AND unoriginal as fuck, so you get nothing.

That would be 2LE, my dear sir! Just give me your IGN and we can meet up.

 

Sorry if I offended you, but your wordings a little confusing

 

It's a joke, don't worry. :P

 

can i buy your 3le ,111 spell Memento?

 

Why, yes you can! I'll conduct all of these deals tomorrow, I'm off for the night sorry

 

I’ll take the sinister, I play from 4-8 pm CST.

 

I'll buy the Libra, I tend to be on anywhere from 4 to 8 but most likely will be on from 6 to 8. (pm)
SeeksarianZxSery

 

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