Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, you fall in and drown in bacony goodness

I wish I had good ideas

 

Granted. They're so good that you get kidnapped by the government and used as an idea slave.

I wish I was a slightly better singer.

 

Wish granted, however one day you sing so high that you break all the windows in your house, and the glass flies at you, fatally injuring you.

I wish that I could change my physical appearance without plastic surgery.

 

Granted, but you can only change it into an ugly looking form

I wish that the real world has more Diesel-punk attributes to it

 

Granted, but we accidentally create transformers who enslave humanity

I wish the world was a cube

 

Granted, but gravity pulls it into a slightly blobby ovipositor again, except with really distorted landscape.
I wish people would actually be ok and treat the environment ok/ not be total asses to one another.

 

Granted, we give everything back to nature, everything, humanity dies out due to not knowing how to survive in the wild.

I wish I wasn't sick

 

Granted, can't be sick if you're dead.
I wish I was popular.

 

Granted, but only among minors.
I wish someone would visit my shop here on the forums and buy something.

 

Granted, they scam you and buy the most expensive item for 1 potato

I wish I got snow in winter

 

Granted, but the snow is radioactive and kills everyone and everything falls near.
I wish I had a life

 

Granted, but your life becomes so miserable you slowly start to want it to be over, to the point where you're having suicidal thoughts. your tormented life eventually becomes such a living hell that you can't stand it any longer and you decide to hang yourself.

I wish I could have your soul after you hang yourself....

 

Wish granted, but in order for me to hang myself you have to hang yourself first. And I'm the executioner.

I wish to be left alone.

 

Wish granted, however you go insane after not talking to anybody for years.
I wish that I could get 100% on every single test without work or effort.

 

Wish granted. You're still an idiot though.
I wish to have all of Wynncraft's crappy bugs fixed and 1.17 to come out this weekend.

 

Granted, but 1.17 is the bug update that adds in all sorts of new bugs :D

I wish for a pizza

 

Wish granted. It's a pizza so small you need an electron-colliding microscope to know it exists.

I wish for all memes to die.

 

Wish granted, all memes die for a day, however they get reincarnated again.

I wish to acquire all 5 mythic boots before they get buffed and experience an inevitible price raise.

 

Wish granted, you get the boots, but you drop them all into a hopper.
I wish for a fancy crown

 

Granted, but it's really heavy from all the fanciness on it and crushes your skull when you put it on

I wish for a glass of water