Selling The Shop Of Shitposting - High-lv. Items For Cheap!- Less Than 1le!

NOTE: Put your IGN in the comments!

This fine shop originated all the way back in 2013, before the mythic craze began. From there, I started a quaint, humble stall in Detlas, hoping to earn some cash to gain the ability to enjoy life's finest luxuries. From there, business grew and grew as I discovered new and innovative ways to bring the best items directly to you.

All of our equipment is locally farmed straight from the Molten Heights. Our livestock are harvested quickly and ethically in order to obtain the best items possible, at the best prices possible. We strive to have the cheapest deals out there, over 50% off compared to other leading companies. Deals are made in a public environment, allowing us to be a trustworthy, open source of goods.

We might be a for-profit organization, but these great deals do come at a cost. If you could spare some extra EB to keep this shop running, it will be invested in gear that will allow us to get even more loot. Please consider rounding up, or throwing in some spare change to help our organization.

Spoiler: Weapons

Bows:
Maelstrom - 24EB, 16EB, 12EB
[High DMGs] https://i.imgur.com/6IoSNu4.png
https://i.imgur.com/jpbEm9e.png
https://i.imgur.com/59rVQQN.png

Spiritshock - 24EB
https://i.imgur.com/nnvtSyH.png

Return to Ether - 1LE, 48EB, 38EB, 32EB, 28EB, 24EB, 24EB
[PERFECT XP] 1/4MR, 18WS, 1AS, 33XP
https://i.imgur.com/azIZj2C.png
2/4MR, 13WS, 1AS, 26XP
https://i.imgur.com/uK4eEpc.png
1/4MR, 6WS, 1AS, 26XP
https://i.imgur.com/7oLwa4P.png
1/4MR, 16WS, 2AS, 25XP
https://i.imgur.com/4RmkFxG.png
2/4MR, 8WS, 2AS, 15XP
https://i.imgur.com/9hI9t4m.png
1/4MR, 11WS, 1AS, 13XP
https://i.imgur.com/hrfjFEs.png
1/4MR, 11WS, 2AS, 9XP
https://i.imgur.com/SHIYZ6i.png


Daggers:
Alazarin - 1LE, 32EB, 30EB, 24EB, 16EB
[MAX XP] 82HR, 30XP https://i.imgur.com/S1q271K.png
137HR, 11XP https://i.imgur.com/q5m4Jee.png
101HR, 15XP https://i.imgur.com/AS3Utit.png
113HR, 12XP https://i.imgur.com/3E694Lw.png
48HR, 10XP https://i.imgur.com/rHDu3Te.png

Wands:
Ethereal - 16EB
2/4MR https://i.imgur.com/pyuF0CS.png

Cascade - 32EB
https://i.imgur.com/OQc5EXl.png

Morrowind - 32EB, 28EB
https://i.imgur.com/6Gh1C4z.png
https://i.imgur.com/NScLuuD.png

Phoenix Wing - 32EB, 28EB, 16EB
2100HP, -1780/3s https://i.imgur.com/3wiH9Ti.png
1846HP, -2440/3s https://i.imgur.com/dO7ZNff.png
877HP, -2080/3s https://i.imgur.com/pAnLgQB.png

Spears:

Bedruthan - 32EB
https://i.imgur.com/fNnc8fw.png

Spoiler: Armor

Helmets:
The Forgery - 20Eb
https://i.imgur.com/guJVCwo.png

Fenmask - 24EB
https://i.imgur.com/oCQSOor.png

Shawl of Gaea - 28EB
https://i.imgur.com/53xgMDY.png

Chestplates:
Taurus - 32EB
1188MD, -21AS https://i.imgur.com/Nhy5x6C.png

Leo - 38EB, 32EB, 30EB
https://i.imgur.com/yUYK32R.png
https://i.imgur.com/8ndDl2R.png
https://i.imgur.com/apv5RWg.png

Leggings:
Gemini - 32EB
https://i.imgur.com/RxAi9UJ.png

Sagittarius - 28EB, 28EB
https://i.imgur.com/dfdLVxH.png
https://i.imgur.com/xlsp0sv.png

Leggings of Desolation - 24EB
991/3s https://i.imgur.com/DLfTdxA.png

Dark Shroud - 16EB
https://i.imgur.com/OnaobfX.png

Electrocharge Greaves - 24EB
2AS https://i.imgur.com/4vlfZtM.png

Boots:

Treasure Boots - 1.5LE
[LITERALLY PERFECT] https://i.imgur.com/lUXrhdg.png

Scorpio - 24EB
https://i.imgur.com/7Echkb2.png

Ventus Tail - 20EB
https://i.imgur.com/6tNjW2d.png

Spoiler: Accessories

Rings:

Stratus - 20EB, 16EB
14MS https://i.imgur.com/DuS2hWH.png
12MS https://i.imgur.com/WnDKxZ0.png

Bracers:
Sinister - 16EB
2/4MS https://i.imgur.com/uZDJ44V.png

Krolton's Cruelty - 16EB
713/3s https://i.imgur.com/W8VKHvC.png

Jester Bracelet - 32EB, 28EB
27LB, 31XP https://i.imgur.com/PAf08dS.png
32LB, 22XP https://i.imgur.com/ZRGQp5Q.png

Necklaces:
Shatterglass - 8EB
https://i.imgur.com/Fm1iai1.png

Spoiler: Item Log

11/02
- Added Hellstrand and Shatterglass
- Sold Third Eye, Libra, Platinum, and Gale's Force for 2.5LE to DalarnRagei (thanks for the 57E tip!)

11/03
-Added The Forgery, 2 Jester Bracelets, Lunar Spine, and Dark Shroud, and added the images for Sinister and Electrocharge Greaves
- Sold Spiritshock, The Forgery, Scorpio, and Jester's Bracelet to simonzoli (Thanks for the 12EB patronage!)
- Reduced the price on Sinister and Ethereal!
- Thanks to the kind donations from our users, I was able to afford a hefty amount of TP scrolls to Rodoroc! Our trade relations with the town have improved, meaning more stock soon!

11/04
- The biggest shipment yet! After days of labor, we bring so many new items that we can't even list them all! The entire shop has been redone, meaning newer, lower prices too!
- Sold Ethereal and Passus Lux to RobsNewName. Thanks for the additional 32EB!
- Sold Wybel Horn Spear via a 3rd party.

 

I'll buy third eye, libra, platinum, Gale's force @Shitposting 101

 

That will be 2.5LE, my dear customer. Would you like to throw in a donation to keep these amazing deals possible?

 

I want to buy first Spiritshock, The forgery, Third eye, first Scorpio and Jester bracelet.

 

Forgot to removed the Third Eye from the store, sorry! The other 4 items come for a total of 2le 20eb (pricing the 11/30 Jester Bracelet at 32EB, forgot the price sorry! Would you mind rounding the price up to 2.5LE to keep this store running?

 

Okay, 2,5 LE, can we meet on server 1 in Detlas now?

 

I'm on now, see you there!

Edit: The deal was a success! Thank you, dear consumer!

 

I'd like to buy the 30xp alazarin

 

1le and i take them

 

Alright, you're in queue! I'll be on later to finalize the deal.

Treasure boots go for up to 3LE, is there any reason you want it to be lower? Money is tight as it is.

 

Thats my offer, that's how much I think they are worth.
Your choice to accept or not.

 

The prices are already low enough, sorry.

 

I'll buy that Ethernal

 

Alright, what's your username?

 

bow Hellstrand plz. IGN: Kwstv

 

Thank you for your patronage, dear customer!

A LOT more items will be added soon, with exclusive deals! Get them before they're gone!

 

Huge restock is complete! Now with far lower prices!

 

Find me on wynncraft @RobsNewName, I'm getting on now


Edit: I would also like to buy that passus Lux

 

i want The first MaelStorm with 24 EB

 

Which Ethereal would you like, sir? Anyways, the price is either 44 or 36EB. Would you mind rounding up to 48EB to support this shop?

You're on the list! Would you like to round up to 32EB to support our shop for even cheaper prices and even better items?