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Life Of Jerry

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Toasted Asian, Oct 26, 2017.

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  1. DiamondWarrior59

    DiamondWarrior59 Tryhard Shopkeeper

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    punched the planet in the face before remembering that the planet is made of water and also doesn’t have a face.
     
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    Meanwhile, the FMSS
    (Finland military space segment)
    Found Jerry, the Person responsible for the destruction of the Finnish empire and the entire planet, and started up ther cannon that fired a invisible variant of laser...
     
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    Scarfitt Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    However all that did was mutate Jerry's cells to the point that he grew another leg out of his left elbow. But then...

    (Current limb count: 5)
     
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    yellowscreen Certified Lurker

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    They fired again and the water planet was vaporized.
     
  5. Luigi McDingle

    Luigi McDingle Giver of Cookies VIP

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    Jerry, realizing what was happening, attempted to use his ship's communication systems to send a message of peace to the Finnish. He said...
     
  6. Aya

    Aya Very Serious Gensokyo Journalist HERO

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    "potatoes will be the next evolution level, treat them well.
    have a nice day"
    then...
     
  7. Scarfitt

    Scarfitt Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    ...the FMSS sent a message back, claiming they thought he was the lost prophet they had been searching for. Jerry...
     
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    JoshLegacy Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    ...became the prophet for the Finnish empire and did many heroic deeds helped may lives. In the end, he gave away his mortal body and ascended as a god.
     
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    However, Kim Jong Un rose from the dead to try and take over the Finnish empire with his army of undead nukes and North Koreans, so he managed to bring back the autism and the fatness in Jerry despite Jerry being a god.
     
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    Jerry was stripped of his godly role, and sent back to Earth. Or rather, what remained of Earth.
     
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    Jerry retained his godly eternal life so he waited 100 hundred years before he...
     
  12. sdkgjnio

    sdkgjnio hod-SOH-nee-uhs

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    ...set out on a inquisition across the galaxy to make everyone worship him. The first place he went to was...
     
  13. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    Jabba the Hutt's palace on Tatooine, because he personally related to Jabba's weight issue.
     
  14. JoshLegacy

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    Jabba grew fond of Jerry and gave him one of his personal sex slaves for free. He then use Jabba's many resources to...
     
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    Artemis Lance Reporting Kirov

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    Become a sex slave himself
     
  16. JoshLegacy

    JoshLegacy Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    Well this story just took an interesting turn.
     
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    The Finland empire, still whorshipping him, came and killed Jabba with a few nukes. Jerry survived thanks to his godly powers, but the radiation inceraced his limb count to 8....
     
  18. Scarfitt

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    Finally Jerry had become a human spider! In celebration he decided he would...
     
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    sdkgjnio hod-SOH-nee-uhs

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    Murder the entire Finnish army. However, before he could put his plan into action, he watched in horror as a ninth limb grew out of his forehead...
     
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    Jerry was disgusted, he'd finally become the perfect human spider and now it was ruined! He decided he would...
     
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