Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but you no longer have skin, and your flesh burns instead

i wish that my social anxiety was gone

 

Wish granted! But your friends now are bandits and they make you go to jail,


I wish my province idea (novalis) got added!

 

WISH GRANTED!
But the Province caused the delay of 1-5 years.

I WISH!
That I was noticed for my work both the good and bad!
Plus everyone's head exploded when they saw it.

 

Granted, someone posts pictures of your work and of course everyone sees it. You're the last person left alive.

I wish I never had earworms

 

Granted, but now you have tapeworms instead....

I wish they'd hurry up with this update already

 

Granted, but they monumentally slowed down on every update after this one

I wish I was a dark lord who ruled over all

 

Granted, but that lord is a queen, and that queen is me

you wont like that

I wish i had some cake right now

 

Granted, since some is subjective, you get one nanometre cubed of cake, and it's disgusting

I wish I had a slice of cake I can safely eat

 

Granted, but you get a similar portion and it tastes like cat food

i wish a had a full, 1 foot diameter 4 inch tall cake that tastes great, and i am allowed to eat the whole thing, and nobody else is allowed to steal any of it and it's safe to eat

i want this cake

 

Granted, but Ants decide to find the cake one day.

I wish for a new weapon skin :P

 

Granted, but the skin is broken and crashes your game every time you use the weapon.

I wish there were more 90+ quests

 

Granted, they're all boring collect and return quests that give you nothing.

I wish for a normal sized piece of cake that is delicious, but poisonous to everyone and everything else, everyone knows it's poisonous and I am capable of eating it

 

Granted. The cake is poisonous to everyone, and that includes you.

I wish for a bad wish.

 

Granted, you get a good wish, that wish gets you an ant due to a warped sense of "good"

I wish I had some pumpkin soup

 

Granted, but it's made of rotten pumpkins.

I wish to find a decent in-person D&D group in my area.

 

Granted, it's a decent D&D group made up of mostly serial killers, this doesn't go well.

I wish @Teh_Swashbuckler would let me have a pumpkin pie I can safely eat :(

 

Granted, but it tastes so awful that you don’t want to eat it.

I wish to be able to comprehend dividing by 0.

 

Granted, but your brain dies from the astronomical intellect to comprehend it.

I wish for a universal currency that every country accepts.

 

Granted, it's baby hearts, have fun sleeping at night thinking of all those dead babies.

I wish the brakes on my bike worked

 

Granted, the brakes now work
but it no longer has wheels

I wish you guys wouldn't mess up all my wishes :/