Corrupt A Wish!

wish granted but
the wish is stupid

I wish for nothing
(I told you didn't I)

 

Wish granted, but you are now nothing. You have ceased existing, yet you suffer through an eternity of nonexistence while being somehow concious

I wish for 2 non corrupt wishes

 

Wish granted! They will arrive in about 5 years. Also, the wishes themselves won't be corrupt but you need to control 100% of the world to control them. Also, If you dont use them within 3 hours of thier arrival, they expire. So you got 5 years (+ 3 hours) to take over the world.



I wish for pancakes.

 

Granted, they're banana skin pancakes

I wish for an apple I can safely eat

 

Wish granted! But it tastes like toothpaste and orange juice

I wish for halloween to happen 2 times a year

 

WISH GRANTED!
You have serial killers in disguise with the kids in Halloween and the government has fallen into madness as the economy wasn't ready for this.

I wish for my grades to be bumped to straight As and I don't have to do homework.

 

Wish granted! but you get your teachers thrown in jail for forgery & your grades are wiped off the record for being false/fraudulent afterwards, leaving you to have to retake school a 2nd time without such a wish.

I wish for someone else to reply to this freakin chain already so i dont have to keep corresponding

 

granted, but it's me, oh boy

i wish i had some friends

 

Granted, you now have friends... Nevermind they ditched you already.

I wish for game communities to not be shit.

 

granted, but now the game content is shit

I wish I had better luck with finding mythics

 

Wish granted, all game communities are made up of super nice people, but they're all 9 year olds.

I wish to go to the emoji movie!

 

GRANTED!
You are in the emoji movie but you were escorted out of the premises and banned from the movies due to some fat dude that blamed stuff on you.

I wish I a life...

 

Congratulations! You a life now! But unfortunately you got the life of a jellyfish!

I wish I had less homework from school

 

granted, but now you have a test every day for every class

I wish for better luck with mythics

 

Granted, but a hacker stole your account
I wish for more cookies

 

Wish granted, but all of them contail toothpaste(I was forced to eat toothpaste cookies once, along with some other people(everybody felt sick afterwards))

I wish for a perfectly identified stratiformis

 

Granted, but you accidently throw it into a trash bin

I wish for a pointless wish

 

Wish granted, now every sharp thing you use is blunt (get it? pointless..?)

I wish the league of legends community wasnt toxic as chernobyl

 

Granted. All of those people switch to Wynncraft. Now our own community is awful, and the League of Legends community essentially no longer exists.

I wish for the UN to ban heads of state from owning golf courses.

 

Granted, but in return they legalize puppy hunting courses

I wish for Birmingham to be demolished to make way for a space port