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Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by hmtn, Aug 21, 2017.

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  1. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Minecraft:
    How do you take control if you are also dust?
    Either way, my dust achieves sentience, impressing the USC. I agree to let them experiment on me in exchange for ownership of the city.
    You are booted out.
    Mine.
     
  2. Paks

    Paks Spy Main CHAMPION

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    Unfortunately for you, I threw your dust into a black hole and take over the city. The UCS follow shortly after. I'm not affected because I have mastered the art of bullshitting my way out of everything.
    Mine.
     
  3. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    Overtime, the black hole evaporated due to hawking radiation. The black hole explodes, vaporizing you and the city. I recruit civilians and workers to build the new city.
    Mine
     
  4. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    Suddenly, stale memes pineapples!
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    My city.
     
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  5. PyroPyxel

    PyroPyxel That everyday annoying VIP+ VIP+

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    I carve houses outta the pineapples like SpongeBob and then the workers like me I own the workers (I own the city)
     
  6. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    people elect a mayor who knows how to write sentences
     
  7. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    In the new mayor now
    Mine
     
  8. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Minecraft:
    I'm*
    The city is now mine due to improper spelling.
     
  9. Paks

    Paks Spy Main CHAMPION

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    I brutally murder you and all your supporters and take over the city.
    Mine.
     
  10. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Minecraft:
    I am revived due to bullshit and dump bullshit on you.
    You suffocate.
    Mine.
     
  11. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    The civillians are disgusted, and they give the city to me because I am NOTORIOUS for being hella clean.
     
  12. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    dick kick
     
  13. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    dick flick
    mine
     
  14. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    dick pic?
     
  15. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Minecraft:
    no
    mine
     
  16. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    yeah that's cool and all but i'm writing music rn, so people like me or something so it's mine now
     
  17. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    like irl or what
    either way, I dick punch you and take the city
     
  18. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    My dick is so hard that you break your knuckles on it. The immense pain causes you to stumble off of the skyscraper we were standing on or something, killing you.
     
  19. Paks

    Paks Spy Main CHAMPION

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    The skyscraper that you're on explodes. The citizens blame it on you and I'm given ownership of the city.
    Mine.
     
  20. hmtn

    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    You and your supporters are vaporized by the Murderpro 3000™'s that I installed in the city's foundation when I first built it. Of course only I know the passcode, which is behind a non-euclidean encryption.

    Mine
     
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