Dungeons And Dragons Campaign [full] [discontinued On The Forums]

You also almost fucked Lilith once, and don't say you tried to steal from her, I know you wanted to fuck

 

Ti'Lin:"SonOfABitch."
(I love that meme.)

 

Yeah. At least I realized that there could've been a big flashing neon sign pointed at her saying "Trap", with her covered in red flags, and it still would've been less obvious she was trying to trick us.

 

Just saw that, going to roll like that so x)

Roll 1 : 9+5 = 14
Disadvantage : 4 + 5 = 9

Damages : 4 + 3 = 7 (max ._.)

Alas : "Oops wrong target !"

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Shhhht ! It's a secret for everybody !

 

#AlasExposed

 

hehe Lilith is a trap! get it?

 

*Slow Clap*

 

Well you still have the mark so its not that much of a secret...

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But anyways I'm gonna go to bed now since I have to get out at 6:30 in the morning tommorow cya

 

It was CR 8, not 18...

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Ingenious solutions for interesting problems, I am good with this!

UNLESS you do that thing from Reddit where you make a nuke from the thaumtamurge cantrip. That I’m not allowing.

 

No, no. Just simple chemistry with the things I have. If it works, we'll see.

 

You miss, but you don’t hit @Teh_Swashbuckler either

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Cya! I’m glad someone enjoys reading this

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As long as you ain’t making a nuke from a cantrip

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Now it’s @Nem’s turn unless @Teh_Swashbuckler has an idea...

 

Wait, that exists?

 

Geez, 12 alerts? @SPYROHAWK, did you really need to tag me so much?

Anyway, could I try to spin around with my sword?

 

No, you are restrained by the grapple

I’m telling you right now, there is SOMETHING you could do to escape, but idk if you will think of it

Yeah so one use of thaumtamurgy is changing how something tastes. So the player asked the DM how it does this, and the DM said it changed the molecules in the food or something. Long story short a bag of salt turned into a bag of uranium...

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Also, for those interested, I was NOT going to have Lilith screw @AlexisPlay (or at least I wouldn’t narrate it). At best when they touched/kissed she would mark him (as she did), at worst I would fade to black.

Just in case y’all were worried

 

Lies...

 

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I activate the Helmet of Nope and fling myself onto land. If that doesn't work, I kick the water weird.

 

I swear, I didn’t want to have to make any ride checks...

Helmet of NOPE!

You hear a faint song playing getting slightly louder and louder...



Then suddenly you hear a loud NOPE! Sound and are flung up and away from the weird, towards the center island (remember, you can’t control the direction of the helmet, you could have ended up further under water)

I will move your token later.

@Nem

 

Prank'd

 

Yevor: "(to himself) At least I'm not in there with the thing..."
Yevor: "Is Eres okay?"

 

(Idk if anyone else doesn't see the water weird tokens)
I attack water weird 2.

To hit: 14+3STR+2PROF=19

Damage: 8+3STR=11
(oof)

Heat: "Know your place, degenerate water elemental."