Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, you die of an incredibly slow and painful disease that is highly contagious, your family, contracts it and spreads it until the whole world is infected and dies. (Congratulations you beat Plague Inc. Evolved)

I wish for all shitposts to be masterpieces

 

Granted

now everyone but you thinks shitposts are masterpieces


vip plaza takes over the world


I wish I could do whatever I wanted with no consequences

 

Wish granted, however you've done every risky thing you've ever wanted to do, and now you are bored and feel empty and depressed inside.
I wish for the molten heights questline to be made

 

Granted, it's blocked by the trump wall
I wish for a piece of paper.

 

Granted. It cuts you and you bleed to death. I wish I could turn my body invisible and then back to visible at will, and while I'm invisible I can stay invisble as long as you want.

 

Granted, but whenever you turn invisible, a notecard with all of your contact information materializes and follows you wherever you go. Good luck fulfilling all those sneaky, disgusting fantasies of yours, Josh.

I wish to die.

 

Granted, you are brought back to life as a mindless zombie

I wish Mekyr would be my stalker

 

Granted, but he keeps looking into your soul with those eyes

I wish to get a mythic (if any1 says granted but its a pure im gonna kick them)

 

Granted. Congratulations, you now have a bobs mythic spear, and will never be able to get any more mythics.

I wish @huge6446 would stop stalking me.

 

Granted, but i take his place as stalker ;)

I wish i could purge everything i hate.

 

God damn it...

Granted! But after purging and purging you finally grow tired, and come to think about those horrible things you have done to things you hate, a mere emotion. You sink first in a solemn sadness, then into depression, then into self loathing. And if by magic, you purge yourself.

I wish my pc would stop dropping frames and cut out the lagging.

 

Granted, it cuts out the lagging by cutting out completely. Enjoy your useless hunk of metal.

I wish for a genie in a magic lamp

 

Granted. I will instead be more forward.

I wish for @Francis12qwasyx to be more open with his love towards me <3

 

Francis becomes more open about his love towards you than ever before. At first, you are ecstatic! But soon, the constant and unyielding affection towards you begins to slightly annoy you. You wish it was not the case, because you have told yourself all your life that you wanted to be shown more love than you had previously; yet, this guilt could only suppress your emotions for about two months. By this time, it has become difficult to be around Francis. He is always by your side, never letting you leave his sight - this became a problem on the day of your mother's funeral. Due to Francis' budding jealousy over anyone other than himself showing you any sliver of love, he eventually resorted to ending the life of the one person who has unconditionally loved you since the day you were born - naturally, he was arrested and obviously not allowed to attend the funeral. Nonetheless, he escaped through blood and gore, finally clutching you at the legs while you mourned the mother you have grown to miss so much since she left this world. What could you do now? Francis had clearly lost his mind over love for you, and now you have to get rid of him. You hatched a plan to trap him in a cage and murder him in some fashion. The plan seemed to work perfectly, but Francis knew you too well. He loved you too much, and could see right through your murder plot. Francis finally realized that you were no longer reciprocating his love - in fact, you have not for quite some time now, despite the passion you two experienced when you were younger. He ended up deciding if you could not love him, then you shall love no one else. Through swift cunning and trickery, Francis manipulated your plot so that you ended up in the cage. At this point, you knew this was the end. Francis, though he loved you dearly - with all his heart -, was forcing you to stare down the barrel of his shotgun. You were going to die. As you close your eyes tight and wait for the end, you hear one last utterance from your always-faithful lover: "Wish granted, motherfucker." Everything goes black.

I wish for a 1 gallon carton of Garelick Farms 1% milk with a blue cap in my refrigerator at home so that it stays at the perfect temperature.

 

Wish granted. It is 5 years old.
I wish to be a part of sanwolf's RP.

 

Granted, you are killed immediately

I wish I was Death

 

Wish granted! I'm back here by the way.
You're death but when you go out to do the death's toll business, all the dying organisms are really cute puppies and kittens, or anything really cute that you couldn't lay a finger on (morally)

I wish for lasers that shoot out of my mouth.

 

Granted, but naturally lasers release quite a lot of energy in the form of heat. Expect your skull to melt.

I wish I had three more wishes.

 

wish granted but those wishes will never come true

 

I wish you gave me a wish next time