Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. It is dropped from space straight onto your home, causing a mass extinction. (where else could it come from)

I wish for a working perpetual motion device.

 

Granted, but a war starts over the machine. Several nations want the infinite energy generated by the perpetual motion machine. You, being in the center of the action, are killed.

I wish for a way to end the world, and my sad existence on this planet.

 

Granted, but When the world ends all others get transportred to another similar dimussion, but You die, and I get your stuff



I wish for this thread to be locked

 

Granted, but it's reopened per the owner's request.

I wish my mail would arrive.

 

You never said where it Should arrive. I hope you like deserts.

I wish the anti-tails abuse squad disbanded.

 

Granted, they reform into the @Nuggets abuse squad.

I wish the moon was made of cheese

 

Wish granted, it's made out of moldy cheese
I wish that there was allergy medicine that actually works for me

 

Granted. It cures all your sickness along with you.
It's arsenic.

I wish for a meme.

 

Wish granted, the meme is "It's everyday bro" and you have to listen to it all day, every day.
I wish that I didn't have a doctor's appointment tomorrow

 

wish granted, but now instead you have a sti test tomorrow.

I wish that wishes could not be wished upon forever and any counter to this wish will result in your body being blown up!

 

Wish granted, but it creates seperate universe from your own where your wish has no effect.
I wish your profile pic wasn't a trash/ 90% filler anime.

 

wish granted, but instead your profile picture is trash!

I wish that there wasnt such thing as a seperate universe from my own and that no more can be created.

 

Granted, but this universe becomes a dystopia, and you can't leave it.

I wish to actually have an opportunity to use all of my D&D ideas and characters.

 

Granted, but the GM is really shit.
I wish for perfect porn.

 

Granted, your mind explodes from it's perfection

I wish I had an photographic memory

 

Wish granted, but now you can't unsee anything!

I wish that I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, you get everything and are crushed under it's weight

I wish for immeasurable patience

 

Wish granted! You have so much patience that once someone announced something that you want is coming in 2 years, you patiently wait so much you don't have time to eat food.

I wish that I can grant my own wishes without any drawbacks from the person below me.

 

Granted, but now you have to read the 30 billion page long book about the rules of being a genie then you must go into a magic lamp.
I wish for the person below me to take an AR-15 and rob my neighbor.

 

Granted, but your parents live next door.
I wish to have lived a wonderful and accomplished life, having done all that I wished to do, surrounded by loved ones at the time of my death.