Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

No shit, Sherlock.
(also, last image?)

 

Since everyone's forgotten about it, I steal the jar and resize the city on top of a mountain
Mine

 

We fly up and shoot you.
Ours.

 

I destroy the mountain, but not the city. I use the confusion to recapture the city
Mine

 

we fly up and shoot you again, making sure you die
ours.

 

I'm revived as a vampire and kill both of you
Mine

 

we respawn, and shower you in silver bullets, killing you
ours

 

I walk into this thread, look at it for three seconds, then walk back out.

I'm the moral victor since I'm ending my participation in this nonsense immediately

 

Violence. Victory.
They are the deepest, darkest desires of mankind.

MORALITY HAS NO PLACE HERE.

Due to me starting this thread, I have OP powers.
So I set your respawn point to the core of the sun, kill you, and take over the city.
Mine.

 

you killed one me.
the other me shoots you down and takes the city.
and resets our respawn point.
ours still.

 

Traveling through a rift in space and time, I appear out of nowhere! I then enter the city, bomb the shit out of it, and walk out.

Spoiler: oh no the city's gone what shall we dooooo

Here's what you'll do - nothing. Because before I bombed the city, I got blueprints of it. I then inserted the blueprints into my city creator machine, and voila! I have the city.

 

Except you bombed the city, not us.
We fly to you and punch you into oblivion.
We then shrink the city again, put it in a surprisingly thick jar, and steal the blueprints.
We also destroy the city creator machine, and fly off.
Ours.

 

I destroy the city-shrinking machine, causing the city to return to full size and break the jar. Since you've left, I stick a flag in it and wander off.

 

Since you wandered off, we fly back and stick our own flag in the city, cutting down yours.
Ours.

 

I own the city

 

I get my triagonal sign and beat you to death.

My city.

 

I take Robbie by gunpoint and threaten to kill him unless you hand the city to me


all the citizens kill you and hand the city to me

 

Except it turns out I was brainwashing my citizens with this new religion I definitely didn't make called "Corruptionism." It has it's own book and everything, complete with improper grammar. It teaches my citizens the One Commandment, which is to not commit treason. If they do, a demon from hell will rend their souls and put them in a space blender. Every single person believes this to be 100% true.

When confronted with the choice of killing me or killing Robbie, Robbie's life is tragically lost along with his head.

 

YOU KILLED ROBBIE?
YOU MONSTER

 

Ok.
You didn't say you claimed the city so we do.
It's ours now, and we also, like, shoot you.