Generic Fantasy - [5/7]

OOC:tbh i didnt think this would work

i start playing my twist of Bach’s Chaconne(google it) but a bit faster

 

Name: Eradius
Race: Magic User (basically human if Magic User is to bs of a race)
Age: 77
Starting Gear: Magical Wallet (can store up to a ton of weight), Crate of Wine (inside the wallet), Crate of Beer (also inside a wallet) Eye of Belial (Artifact of grave evil. used by Eradius as reading light) Tome of Arcane Knawledge
Also Eradius is an Alcoholic.

Is this good my man?

 

Standards on character creation, set on first application, mean that you probably aren't allowed to have an immensely powerful artifact of ultimate evil from the get-go. Also, you most likely want to specify how many spells are in your Tome. The Magical Wallet is barely legal, but I'll allow it as long as you nerf it a bit. Also, humans can use magic. Just human

 

"Great music! Really moved my heart. We're still going to kill you, by the way. Like we would just let you walk out of here."

 

I make sure no one is looking and cover myself with the helmet's visor. I approach the people on the dock and tap one on the shoulder.

 

ignoring him i keep playing for another 10 seconds but this part of the song sound a lot diffrent its like i stoped trying to play good and hit some notes off as i reveal and use my first spell which is a charm spell to try to charm one of them

Dez:''really? but wasnt this music great do you really want it do die with me?''

 

Name: Eradius
Race: Magic User (basically human if Magic User is to bs of a race)
Age: 77
Starting Gear: Magical Wallet (Can store up to 3 items as long as their sub-total weight is not higher then 50 pounds) Crate of Wine (Inside the wallet) Tome of Arcane Knawledge
Spells: Sleep, LIghtining, Charm
Also Eradius is an Alcoholic.

Is this any better?

 

"It appears we leave then. Of course, I can not leave so easily without knowing basic details. What is your name?"

"Eh? Whatdaya want?"

Around 5 of them are swayed by your words and music.

"Hey, this guy's really good. Why don't we just keep him as our bard? He won't be leaving us, so we stay secret and safe."

Sure. This works. Accepted.

You materialize in a study. Looking out the window shows that this is a large tower, looking to a large town sitting by a river. On the desk lies instructions for a certain plan that someone's carrying out. You don't really know what plan it is, because this isn't your study.

What will you do?

 

Get drunk.

 

I'll play along but at first good chance I get I'll steal if there is one a map,a weapon and try to run away. Priority on the map

 

You unpack your crate of wine and pop one open.

You are now drunk. Decision making, reasoning, balance, and spatial coordination spirals down.

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot what looks like a giant rat at the top of a nearby stairwell.

Sorry, but this plotline will have to freeze until @Teh_Swashbuckler responds.

 

Search study for valuables. Alcohol ain't cheap.

 

Results of search:
Locked Safe
[14] Gold Coins
Eeevil Instructions
Chair
[3] Crystal Gems and steven!
Golden Crown
[120] Books on Various Shelves
[5] Healing Potions
A Desk
[4] Walls
A Door
Glass Window
Ink Pen

You better be quick. You hear someone outside approaching the room

 

Lazarus: "I go by Lazarus. What is your name?"

 

"Vesuia. Vesuia Caiis."
"So what now? Do you have the location of these people?"

 

First, I signal an "x" over where my mouth would be (they can't see it, it's covered).
Second, I try to communicate with sign language asking "What town is this? Where am I?"

 

I take gold coins and gems and shove them in my pockets. I take the crown and insert it into my magical wallet.
I then began yelling at the 4th wall:
Eradius: "Stag you fuck! How am I going to carry all this shit!"
I also prepare to cast sleep at the person walking through the door.

 

Lazarus: "I heard of an outpost somewhere north of here through eavesdropping. I was debating if we should see if anyone else wishes to come or just set off... But perhaps a smaller group is best in this circumstance."

 

I continue to sneak towards the kitchen area.

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There. Now, I did. Also, the "giant rat" is wearing clothes and has a sword.

 

The 4th wall explodes in a violent manner. Behind it lies a majestic Cat with a bowl on its head, a halo surrounding its body.
"I gave you a Bag of Holding in wallet form. I'll let you have more than 3 things if that's what it takes. The 50 lb law still applies," booms a voice. The 4th wall proceeds to repair itself. What were you thinking about? cats of some sort? You don't have time. You quickly stuff the loot into the wallet. Almost the second you're done, the door bursts open and you're standing face-to-face with a young man in a long, white coat.
"Sleep!"
He dodges the bolt. You can see a sneer appearing on his face.
"You wanna be sneaky and quiet, eh? Your aim is horrible. Time to make a ruckus."

"Espionage, huh? When do we leave?"

Yes, yes you did. Thanks.
You prepare to sneak down to the kitchen when some kind of lizard guy comes out of a small room and causes a large commotion. He appears to be using music and mind control to keep the other guys from killing him.
He notices you.