The Wynncraft Russian Mafia

The Wynncraft russian Mafia


Who are we?
The Wynncraft russian Mafia is a fairly Secretive Gang in Wynncraft. We are not a guild, so do not be confused. We are basically the russian Mafia of the server. Do not get confused, this isn't a Forum game. This is a real thing.

What do we do?
WE FUCKING ROLEPLAY IN WYNNCRAFT

How do you join?
You will have to change your skin for a pewdiepie skin.
Get 101 lvl Ninja character with at least 2 warps and white horse.
Just reply to this thread with : I wanna join The Wynncraft russian Mafia​

RULES

4)You can't swear. You can hurt other people with that! ************

7) You may not break any of Wynncraft's Rules, just due to being "Lawless." *


HITLIST
Basically, if you want a message delivered, if you know what I mean, you can hire us for the low low price of 1 Alkatraz, and we will track down whoever you want to send the message to, pull them aside, and get your point across. This is not anonymous, but if you don't want your identity to be shown, you have problem.
If the person you have hired us to Send the message to has not done what they were asked, or something similar, the price to rehire us drops to your minecraft account .

Message me either ingame or start a conversation with me on the Forum, and we will meet up where you may pay me.

CURRENT HITS: 0/0

BLACK MARKET
Here at the russian Mafia, we, of course, have a black market, where we sell items of... less than legal ramifications. If you would like to purchase anything, just friend me in game, and /msg me when you can.

Touroto Hide - 100eb

Shrooms - McDonald's free Coca-Cola ticket

Crack - 10eb

Meth - 2 dank memes

LSD - your 4chan account

Marijuana - PAYDAY 2 copy

Hard Whiskey - 400le

Poached Tails - 1e

Forged Documents - just send us some traps

Endangered Ram Wool - 3 EB - Colors: Red, Bloody, Crimson

Pink Wool - Pink Wool

Members - 0/100
(I left it after I realized this shit is gonna be boring)

​

 

vip plaza is leaked again

 

Why is it?
How is it worse in any way than italian wynncraft mafia?
Also @Tealy wanna join?

 

@Kaiser Zahr'ghûl @Slime1480
JOIN ME

 

Question: How much CS:GO will we be playing during our time in this cult?

 

So basically you post a thread about this every month or so hoping for attention and then it dies until the next thread.

Sounds good.

 

eh

 

If you gonna copy mister tealys thread, at least credit him because inspiration

 

Here goes fun fact

Owner can't join

 

What is this shit

What are you 8? Black market? Hitlist? And you don't allow swearing

 

Check how much membera we have :V

________________________________

Wow someone actually thinks this is serious.

 

i mean

you did copy his thread

because he inspired you

to make this

 

Stop

Talking

Like this.

WE ARE THE ITALY MAFIA! THE FIRST ONE IN DA WARLD, WE DON'T NEED TO CHANGE OR HAVE ALLIES,
WE WILL DESTROY YOU.

 

If you're going to attempt to bash Roleplay in wynncraft, the best mmoRole-Playing game in Minecraft, just because your argument lost in the actual wynncraft mafia, then just dont play

 

well

why use commas

when you can do this

 

B

U​

T
​

T​

H

I​

S
​

I​

S

H​

A​

R​

D

T​

O
​

R​

E

A​

D​

 

Nah fam top to bottom

 

?
You seem to be going to extreme lengths to "diss" us, by putting in completely backwards information in an attempt to make us look stupid and childish. Totally reversing the Rules doesn't diss the original rules, it does nothing. Making everything look like it was conventionalized by a 9 year old doesn't make it funny, or humiliating towards the original Thread. I am seriously lost on why you thought making a thread in a non-shitpost section of the forums in order to indirectly mock a different thread was a good idea, especially after I asked you to bring it to a conversation with me, to prevent a flamewar, or something similar. You are being awfully childish about this, especially seeing as how you were unprovoked, far as I know. If you are not taking it to a conversation because you want publicity for your stunt, I don't know what to say to you.
I'm unsure if this against some sort of rule, but in case it is, I'm gonna tag a moderator. I don't have any ill will towards you, but I do want to smooth this out before it gets even more out of hand @Arkade

@Selvut283 give me strength

 

Tbh I thought you are 9 since roleplaying is not very mature.
I've made a huge mistake. I realized that most of this community actually LIKES roleplaying :(
Also why did you tag selvut? I think you should tag someone like @Pretzule I think?

 

cyka blyat