Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but no one does it with you.

I wish I was cool.

 

Granted, but thats not cool anymore.

I wish for a single non poisoned non lethal slice of pizza.

 

Granted, but someone steals it and eats it

I wish for the power to make daydreams real

 

Wish granted, you daydream about a zombie apocalypse.
I wish that there was a cure for autism

 

Granted. It cures autism, with the slight side effect of the patient suddenly dying six months after taking it. This is only discovered after it's administered to tens of thousands of people, the release being rushed due to pressure from governments. It's later confirmed that it's the only possible cure, and that there's no way to solve the death problem.

I wish for the ability to telepathically communicate.

 

Granted, but all your telepathic messages are turned into lewd comments

I wish to have incredible reaction times

 

Granted, but your perception becomes so fast that time stands still for you. You can't move, nobody else moves, and you're stuck like this for the rest of your life. Which will now last nearly an eternity.

I wish for a sandwich

 

Granted, however it literally has sand in it.
I wish for a strawberry cheesecake

 

Granted, It tastes like a corpse.

I wish to be Jhin.

 

Granted, but you soon grow bored and wish to be something else.

I wish I was the GOAT. (it doesn't matter if this is corrupted i'll always be a GOAT)

 

Granted, but you're eaten by the wolf while the cabbages are carried across.

I wish I was clever

 

Granted. Your infinite wisdom leads you to the conclusion that reality is an inescapable illusion and that life is a pointless distraction from the real issues in the universe, leading you to become a tormented supervillain who ends up wiping out humanity.

I wish for North Korea's nuclear program to be shut down and replaced with an initiative to properly feed and educate the population.

 

Granted, it works so well the world becomes heavily overpopulated within months

I wish for a happy world

 

Wish granted! There is now a happy planet on a collision-course with earth!

I wish for a steam-powered jetpack in wynncraft

 

Granted, you're banned for fly hacking

I wish for a pet asteroid

 

Granted. You are required by law to keep it with you on a short lead forever or face negligence charges. Also, it weighs two tons.

I wish for Trump to go to Mar-a-Lago during the hurricane and attempt to stream a round of golf.

 

Granted, you are stuck there with him and you both die together.

I wish the city I live in is put into perpetual clouds.... god damn sunny san diego....

 

Granted, they're perpetual thunderclouds and you're hit by lightning

I wish for snow in the winter

 

granted, there isn't snowfall in your city. Have fun at school in 20 degree weather

 

I wish for a cube of diamond that is 150 feet wide x 150 feet high x 150 feet long (45.72 meters x 45.72 meters x 45.72 meters) and is 100 percent pure and somehow does not destroy the economy IRL