Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

I revive the citizens. They murder you for slaughtering them. They put me into power for reviving them.

My city.

 

except I didn't slaughter them.
I respawn and tell them this.
they become angry and murder you for tricking them
mine

 

And yet they realize the whole truth - you conspired with @Rose L , they slaughter you and revive me.

 

i land a solid punch in your nose.
mine

 

Inside my nose? Wow that hurts, like you stuck your entire hand through my nostril.

However, you realize you struck a "gold mine" (snot) when you hit my nose and said mine, because school just started and there are tons of contagions going around.

You become infected and die.

Mine.

 

Because the contagion originated in your nose, you die too. Mine.

 

Except your dead, so you can't claim shit.
I claim the city.

 

Whoever said i died? Any ruler who cant survive a good stabbing isnt fit to rule. Mine.

 

how about two stabbings?
mine

 

how about being stabbed thrice?
mine

 

quadruple stab
mmmmmmmmmmmmine

 

Im stabproof. Mine.

 

how about being shot?
mine

 

Bulletproof too. Im a special cookie. Mine.

 

as you are a cookie, I eat you
mine

 

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I use the "The Italian Job" traffic light tapes and the city gives itself up out of frustration.

Mine

 

I hack your software. The city praises me for fixing it and makes me ruler. Mine.

 

I organize the timing of the traffic lights better than you.
lol

 

I remove the traffic lights entirely, causing a number of car crashes that kill everyone else. Mine.