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Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by hmtn, Aug 21, 2017.

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  1. El Magica IV

    El Magica IV Travelled Adventurer

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    I kill a bunch of high level mobs and offer infinite unid'd stratiformises for the city. [pending]
     
    El Magica IV, Aug 29, 2017
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  2. Lot

    Lot Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    I'M A UNICORN FUCK YALL
     
    Lot, Aug 29, 2017
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    ZihariRelin and hmm like this.
  3. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    she's beat us all. let's go home
     
    hmm, Aug 29, 2017
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  4. Lot

    Lot Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Ye u better do that
     
    Lot, Aug 29, 2017
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  5. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    welp we lost
    gg
     
    pippi~, Aug 29, 2017
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  6. Cassi

    Cassi potato enthusiast VIP

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    I carry unicorn antivenom at all times to ward off the despicable amount of rainbows sunshine and happiness congregating around you. I kill you with my negativity. Mine.
     
    Cassi, Aug 29, 2017
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  7. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    getting rid of rainbows is homophobic
    you don't deserve the city so you are forced to abdicate it to me
     
    hmm, Aug 29, 2017
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  8. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    your possession of the city is incoviencing me, an apache attack helicopter, you you are forced to give it to me
     
    pippi~, Aug 29, 2017
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  9. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    helicopters are property, they cannot own property like us real humans. you exist to serve us
     
    hmm, Aug 29, 2017
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  10. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    um that's offENSIVE APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTERS ARE A GENDER YOU FUCKING PIG

    i shoot you for not recognising my gender
    mine
     
    pippi~, Aug 30, 2017
    #250
  11. hmtn

    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    I gather an army of hyper-conservative rednecks and storm the castle. They kill you for not following their beliefs. I proceed to hang everyone that could even contest my rule (especially the rednecks) and take my place as king of the city, ruling through fear.
     
    hmtn, Aug 30, 2017
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  12. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    i respawn and sneak into the city, under cover of box.
    i sneak up behind you and shoot you point blank, killing you instantly.
    the people praise me for freeing them.
    i become president of the city
    mine
     
    pippi~, Aug 30, 2017
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  13. Cassi

    Cassi potato enthusiast VIP

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    I run as president against you, promising lasting peace. I, of course, am destined to lose because lasting peace is bullshit here. So instead i covertly start a series of riots and blame them on you. People, realizing you are causing violence, band together to make me president. I fulfill my promise of lasting peace by killing them all. Mine.
     
    Cassi, Aug 30, 2017
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  14. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    cool.
    as you killed them all, no one is there to protect the president.
    i shoot you from afar with a sniper rifle.
    you die before you know what happens.
    mine.
     
    pippi~, Aug 30, 2017
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  15. Cassi

    Cassi potato enthusiast VIP

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    You fail to realize its a duplicate and i bash your head in from behind with a whacky-stick
     
    Cassi, Aug 30, 2017
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  16. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    but you didnt say mine.
    i say mine.
    the city is mine now.
    shoo.
     
    pippi~, Aug 30, 2017
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  17. Cassi

    Cassi potato enthusiast VIP

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    Based on the concept of assumed claiming, mine.
     
    Cassi, Aug 30, 2017
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  18. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    woops i tripped and stabbed you
    oh well mine
     
    pippi~, Aug 30, 2017
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  19. Cassi

    Cassi potato enthusiast VIP

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    Oops i tripped and the knife missed me. Pesky tripwire.
     
    Cassi, Aug 30, 2017
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  20. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    woops I also tripped over the tripwire and stabbed you
    oh well the city is mine
     
    pippi~, Aug 30, 2017
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