Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

I respawn and poison the meat just as you eat it.
you don't die, but get put into a pretty big coma
mine

 

I said majykks not random rise to power. Majykks needs no explanation. My city.

 

you didnt quote me so i shoot you
mine

 

I enforce firearm legislation. You have to get that registered before you shoot someone. Mine.

 

I stage a military coup and overthrow you
mine

 

I throw a chicken coup on you. Mine.

 

i throw a chicken soup on you
mine

 

i make my own city again

now that there are two cities in the running, and i have control over it


my city

 

I walk up, dig a hole below the 2 cities and let them collapse. I then hop onto minecraft and build myself an undertructable dirt house.
Mine.

 

I build a city around the dirt house and call it mine.

 

I build a dirt house around the city and call it mine

 

dirt isn't structurally stable unless you pack it with other materials and items
it collapses
i take the city

 

I build a titanium wall around the city
I shoot you
mine

 

I create an acid that eats through your titanium. My city.

 

I arrest you for use of an illegal acid.
Mine

 

i arrest you for arresting someone without being a cop
mine

 

I eat your cat. You leave in gief. mine

 

I kill you for saying "gief".
Mine.

 

But how did you kill him?

 

I slowly replace all your soldiers with shapeshifted spies until they're all mine. I then poison your lunch, kill you, walk in, and take the city.