Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

However, if you rearrange the word "Zerg", you get Gerz, which autocorrects to Gets on my phone. What is getting? Taking possession of. I take possession of the city.

 

In response to being almost ninjaposted, I hire my own army of ninjas. They assassinate all the leaders of the Zerg empire and, without anyone in charge, the empire falls into disarray and collapses. I take over, since the city now has no leader. Mine

 

the zerg are a hive mind though
your post is irrelevant and i still have the city

 

Grammar Nazi's invade the city for you not using a capital T. My city

 

i bust the universe however leaving the city in existence, then i throw you into the spaceless, timeless void and you die while i go off into a place thats a little less nothing than the nothingness around me and the city and recreate the universe, except you don't exist, oh and I'm god and the city is my kingdom

 

*I.

With this grammar correction, I automatically am substituted in, becoming the god of the new universe and kingdom.

My kingdom.

 

I take the kingdom. How you ask?
Fuck you that's how.

 

As I'm underage and did not give my consent, you are arrested and sentenced to life-long imprisonment.

My kingdom.

 

As your underage you can't own a kingdom, and I escape cause I turned my life into The Escapists temporarily and the prison was Center Perks.
I buy the kingdom after removing all other competition for the low price of 30 cents.
Mine

 

*You're.
Due to terrible grammar, we take control over the kingdom.
The kingdom is ours.

 

I proceed to buy Grammarly, and return with even better grammar then before, subjectively allowing me to once again bust the universe, however this time on a 11 dimensional scale, and because you are simply a 3D being I one-shot you beyond existence and nonexistence.

 

I take it back. How you ask?
Fuck explaining cause I'm lazy.

 

I destroy all existence on a fundamental level, erasing the past, present, and future, as well as the concepts of time and space and the concept of dimensions, everybody who attempts to fight me before, right now, and later cannot fight me as I destroyed the past and future on an abstract level,

The kingdom is mine, forever, fuckers.

 

However, you destroyed the concept of space, which also destroyed the city. The universe then realises it fucked up, and renders your actions null.
Then we punch you.
Ours.

 

I reconstruct the universe on the principle that everyone is guaranteed a kitten by the laws of nature. I am hailed as a hero by everyone and their kittens, and they give me the city in thanks. Also, the kittens will fiercely defend it from invaders with their laser eyes and incapacitating cuteness.

My city, feline minions.

 

I give the kittens cat food and they overthrow you, making me the city leader.

 

I used wurst and nuked down england and made it my city. I own the city.

 

*England.
Due to poor capitalisation, you relinquish your ownership of the city.
Ours.

 

Kim Jong Un finally sent the nukes and they landed on top of you. I became the city owner because you died. This also eliminates you from capturing the city ;3

 

We get resurrected because bullshit.
We dump tons of bullshit onto you.
You suffocate.
Ours.