Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. You are forced to kill Taurus until you get a perfectly ided warp.
I wish I could get more forum likes

 

Granted
You hack the forums to get more like, then get banned by Jumla


I wish I could die

 

Wish granted, you get revived and sent to a lab to be experimented on for the rest of your existence.
I wish for slightly less than amazing candy

 

Granted, you feel hollow inside now.

I wish for this game to continue forever.

 

Granted, but you have to watch without contributing.

I wish for a better computer.

 

Granted, however it has a personality and hates you.

I wish people were nicer.

 

Granted, but that doesn't include you. Now everyone is a saint compared to you, and no one really wants to be your friend.

I wish adults weren't high and mighty.

 

I am ok with this.

Granted. Now no one leads and we all die from lack of organization.

I wish for bionic modification to be a thing.

 

Granted. They're only available to the elite, and are used to systematically oppress those without them.

I wish for the discovery of a cure for HIV.

 

Granted. It's a rare plant in Sagittarius, far far beyond our reach. Scientists have also concluded that to be the only possible cure.

I wish the Christian apocalypse would befall Earth so I don't have to listen to their ignorant crying anymore.

 

Granted! The sudden disappearance of billions of people sparks a panicked nuclear war. Meanwhile other religions start ignorantly crying in their place.

I wish for Wynncon 2018 to be lag-free.

 

Granted. Wynncon 2018 is lag-free because it is cancelled.

I wish to finish my build by next week.

 

I wish for a Mythic

 

Granted. Selvut releases an unexpected nerf to the most important item in the build, which means the skill points are impossible.

I wish for vaccination of all children to be a legal requirement worldwide.

 

You have to corrupt the wish above you before you make your own wish.
Anyway, wish granted, you get a meme boreal.

Wish granted, but vaccinations now cost a small loan of a million dollars.

I wish for a meme.

 

Where do I get my meme Boreal?
Idk if this Is real

 

I can't summon a meme boreal out of thin air, so no, this isn't real.
Also if you're gonna comment the least you could do is corrupt my wish.

 

The meme is chuck norris and he reaches out and murders you.
I wish for near infinite power

 

Granted. It lasts a millisecond. Inflating and deflating your consciousness of all the knowledge in the universe before you can even think drives you insane.

I wish I was GLaDOS

 

Granted, now I'm your mortal enemy. Good luck.

I wish for more time.