Corrupt A Wish!

Granted! Understandably, the American public aren't that happy about an unelected British teenager being their president, leading to a devastating Second Civil War, in which I am assassinated and the new Kardashian Dynasty become the US Royal Family. Nice try.

I wish the Kardashians to be instantly forgotten by the world.

 

Granted, however, angered by their loss of fame, they buy a small army and kill thousands of people before being stopped.

I wish for the UK to have a stable political situation.

 

Granted. However, everyone in the UK is dead. You can't have an unstable political situation if there are no people to destabilize it.

I wish for a giant pizza covered in cheese!

 

Granted, but you eat it all and contract type 2 diabetes

I wish for a camel

 

Granted. The camel has acidic saliva, and spits in your face.

 

I wish for a house made of lego, with carpeted floors, I love my feet

 

Wish granted, but the carpet is made of live spiders, and they eat you alive.

I wish for Its Everyday Bro to get removed off youtube

 

Wish granted, but Jake Paul makes a song that's worse.

I WISH TO BE ABLE TO BE GOOD AT MATHS

 

Wish granted, but your math teacher gives you a science test that's impossible.

I WISH THAT I HAD A PINK FLUFFY UNICORN!

Also I finally got a good slider after 18 wybel kills are you proud?

 

Wish Granted! It gets corrupted and eats your organs out!
By the by, I have a max ws slider.
I wish for a legit cataclysm that has not been duped or scammed for.

 

Wis

Wish granted! I give you my godly cataclysm. But, you drop it in lava.

I wish I had the Hero rank.

 

Granted, but because you got it through alternate means you're banned

I wish I will get an A in my French GCSE

 

wish granted, but you get an F in all other classes

I wish to not have fused with necrozma

 

Granted, you fused with trubbish instead and became literal human trash

I wish for there not to be a war between N. Korea and the US

 

Wish granted, but the rest of Asia goes to war with us.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

Granted, but it's so good your government takes it away for testing.

I wish I hadn't almost forgotten to put in a wish

 

Granted, you will now remember to put a wish every time, but you forget how to type.
I wish for North Korea to get a non corrupt government

 

Granted, but now N. Korea is the only uncorrupted country in the world

I WISH I DIDN'T FORGET TO MAKE A WISH AGAIN

 

Granted, but you make a boring and unoriginal wish.
I wish for another legit cataclysm, but this time I had Wynncraft enhanced installed and item locks on.