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1. Gortii
2. uh I heard he was the pope
3. no
4. science shit

 

1. blizzardgale
2. On Jan. 1, 1431, Alexander VI was born Rodrigo Borja at Játiva, Spain. He studied law at the University of Bologna and first rose to prominence in 1455... etc. You want the truth? He was one of the worst, if not the worst pope, in Catholic history, spreading the use of indulgences, simony, and nepotism. He sired at least seven different illegitimate children by his mistresses, and didn’t hesitate to reward them with handsome endowments at the church’s expense. When low on finances, he either established new cardinals in return for payments, or he slammed wealthy people with completely fabricated charges, jailed or murdered them for said false charges, and then stole their money. All this ultimately led to the Protestant Reformation in 1517.
3. No, stop trying to break the laws of nature
4. Viruses are not a living due to the fact they can't self-replicate.

• responsiveness to the environment;
• growth and change;
• ability to reproduce;
• have a metabolism and breathe;
• maintain homeostasis;
• being made of cells; and.
• passing traits onto offspring.

 

1. ArchDestroyer
2. He was a magical pony in the land of the Gay. He was twelve years old and already married 3818473778271 attractive women and divorced them aswell for not liking ponies and instead liking Unicorns. He was lonely. He never found any love interest who liked ponies and not unicorns. His friends were also executed by AnimeWeeb178381838171783 IV. He soon visited bars and kept drinking for a lot of his life. Fast forward 12 years, soon The Land of the Cringe and The Land of the Console Race invaded the Land of the Gay. Then Pope Alexander VI was captured and was shot in the face with a Scatter arrow. (that arrow requires no skill btw) And skip forward to Year 2027, a huge nerd and teenage prodigy who owned a Gaming Company that made cards for a children's trading card game, the nerd, named Reji Akaba, who had a deep ass voice for a 14 year old also had a scarf that defied gravity, anyway whatever, enough description of him, anyway the nerd used his Dad's teleporter by mistake and teleported into the remains of the Land of the Gay and found Alexander's remains, then the nerd picked them up and used them for an experiment. He then took Alexander's soul and trapped it into a trading card and used Alexander in his deck. The End. (idk wtf I was thinking or taking when I typed this out)
3. NO
4. The 7 rules of life that life must follow are:
RULE 1: BE ALIVE
RULE 2: Eat Food.
RULE 3: Drink something.
RULE 4: TAKE A SHIT OR PISS
RULE 5: WIPE YOUR ASS
RULE 6: BE A WEEABOO
RULE 7. KILL YOURSELF FROM DEPRESSION THAT YOUR STILL A VIRGIN AT THE AGE OF 90

 

1. LarzLapiz
2. im good
3 i think so
4. meh maybe later

 

1. shamos2000
2. idk wwho that is, so heres all star:
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
3. nevver tried it, so idk
4. life, death, memes, lenny, 5, 69, shitpostin

normies dont shitpost

 

1- Sonick

2- Pope Alex was the 41520º pope of the catholic church of J E S U S. His name was Rodrigo but when he became pope he changed it to Alexander, the Seventhth pope with his name at the time. He died with 72 years of age, which is like 420 years in today's medicine.

3- Pineapple is a great combination to most lean meats like ham on pizza, and when the pinapple is sliced thinly it gives an awesome acidic-sweet taste that doesn't overpower the meat's taste, and instead helping to balance it. It's L I T A F

4:

- The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
- Plants eat sunlight which is converted to glicose by the chlorophiles, so that's why plants can have diabetes.
- In scientific terms, fish are incapable of feeling pain or abstract human sentiments since they lack the neural capabilities to do so, in conclusion, Ariel's friends had no fucking soul.
- Humans must consume three types of aliment in the following order of importance: Food, memes, C l o u t.
- Fat people usually make excuses about why they are fat, but the laws of thermodinamics dictate that energy cannot be created out of nowhere, so if they actually eat less than they burn they will lose weight, unless they can break the laws of physics, using the wizardry called "fat genes"
- Yaint
- "Then, Sun Tzu used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are togheter it's called a zoo!! Unless it's a farm!"

 

IGN- _TheRealJesus

2 Pope- Pope Alexander VI, born Rodrigo de Borja (Valencian: Roderic Llançol i de Borja [roðeˈɾiɡ ʎanˈsɔɫ i ðe ˈβɔɾdʒa], Spanish: Rodrigo Lanzol y de Borja [roˈðɾiɣo lanˈθol i ðe ˈβorxa]; 1 January 1431 – 18 August 1503), was Popefrom 11 August 1492 until his death. He is one of the most controversial of the Renaissance popes, partly because he acknowledged fathering several children by his mistresses. Therefore his Italianized Valencian surname, Borgia, became a byword for libertinism and nepotism, which are traditionally considered as characterizing his pontificate. Two of Alexander's successors, the controversial pontiffs Sixtus V and Urban VIII, described him as one of the most outstanding popes since Saint Peter (definitely didn't use wiki) Ps- u didn't say we couldn't

3. Pizza- FRUIT DOES NOT GO ON PIZZA

4
1. I dont do science
2 why
3 kms
4 i have run out of ideas
5 i have run out of brain cells
6 ._.
7 I dont want to live on this earth

 

2 things
1) why are you quoting me?
2)

Tomatoes, olives, peppers and corn are fruits.

 

1. kandaku
2. i dont even care xdxdxdxdx
3. i eat that everyday
4. im not even a human

 

Lol quoted wrong person

 

1. Socantab140
2. Alexander VI, original Italian name Rodrigo Borgia, was a corrupt, worldly, and ambitious pope, his neglected the spiritual inheritance of the church contributed to the Protestant reformation. Rodrigo studied law at Bologna, and was created a cardinal by his uncle. He emerged a pope on the night of August 10-11, 1492 as Pope Alexander VI, and received the acclaim of the Roman populace.He called for a reform program to restrain the luxuries of the papal court after the murder of his favorite son, Juan. He also erected a center for the for the university of Rome, and promoted the evangelization of the New World.
3. Haven't tried it, but it sounds bad
4. See below points

• All living things are highly organized and contain many complex chemical substances.
  
• All living things contain one or more cells.
  
• All living things use energy.
  
• Living things have a definite form and have a limited size.
  
• Living things grow.
  
• Living things respond to changes in the environment.
  
• Living things can reproduce.
• Living things eventually die.
  
• Some species can't reproduce.

 

But he said he got it from his teacher.

 

1. _Azathoth__

2. Pope Alexander VI was the leader of the Catholic Church, or the Pope, during the late 1400s and first 3 years of the 16th century. He is widely recognized as the most controversial of the Popes during the Renaissance period, perceptively because he fathered several children by his mistresses.
He was born in Xativa near the Valencia region. one of the component realms of the Crown of Aragon, in what is now Spain. His parents were Jofré Llançol i Escrivà (had to copy paste it because i couldn't write the name) (died bef. 24 March 1437), and his Aragonese wife and distant cousin Isabel de Borja y Cavanilles (died 19 October 1468). His family name is written Llançol in Valencian and Lanzol in Castillian (Spanish). He had adopted his mother's family name during mid 1400's and proceeded to keep this last name for the remainder of his life.
Contemporary accounts suggest that Rodrigo was "handsome, with a very cheerful countenance and genial bearing. He was gifted with the quality of being a smooth talker and of choice eloquence. Beautiful women were attracted to him and excited by him in quite a remarkable way, more strongly than how 'iron is drawn to a magnet'." He died in 1503.

3. hell to the no

4. 1. you can never have too much fun
2. no matter what you do you can't make better chicken legs than me
3. snakes are the greatest species on the planet (exception, lizards are very cool too)
4. if you're in a murder scene and being chased, find the nearest window and do a leap of faith
5. cracking your knuckles is good for you fuck what scientists say
6. never get into a relationship, especially a marriage, you'll find yourself with no money, divorced, and your spouse taking everything you had and ruining your life
7. i am god

 

1. Lexwomy
2.
Alexander VI, original Spanish name in full Rodrigo de Borja y Doms, Italian Rodrigo Borgia (born 1431, Játiva, near Valencia—died Aug. 18, 1503, Rome), corrupt, worldly, and ambitious pope (1492–1503), whose neglect of the spiritual inheritance of the church contributed to the development of the Protestant Reformation.

Rodrigo was born into the Spanish branch of the prominent and powerful Borgia family. His uncle Alonso de Borgia, bishop of Valencia (later cardinal), supervised his education and endowed him with ecclesiastical benefices while still in his teens. Rodrigo studied law at Bologna, and on Feb. 22, 1456, he was created a cardinal by his uncle, now Pope Calixtus III. As vice chancellor of the Roman Catholic church, Rodrigo amassed enormous wealth and, despite a severe rebuke from Pope Pius II, lived as aRenaissance prince. He patronized the arts and fathered a number of children for whom he provided livings, mainly in Spain. By a Roman noblewoman, Vannozza Catanei, he had four subsequently legitimized offspring—Juan, Cesare, Jofré, and Lucrezia—whose complicated careers troubled his pontificate.

Despite the shadow of simony that surrounded the disposal of his benefices among the papal electors, Rodrigo emerged from a tumultuous conclave on the night of Aug. 10–11, 1492, as Pope Alexander VI and received the acclaim of the Roman populace. He embarked upon a reform of papal finances and a vigorous pursuit of the war against the Ottoman Turks. His position was menaced by the French king Charles VIII, who invaded Italy in 1494 to vindicate his claim to the Kingdom of Naples. Charles, at the instigation of a rival cardinal of the influential della Rovere family, threatened the pope with depositionand the convocation of a reform council. Politically isolated, Alexander sought assistance from the Turkish sovereign, Bayezid II. In the course of the pope’s meeting with King Charles in Rome in early 1495, however, he received the traditional obeisance from the French monarch. He still refused to support the king’s claim to Naples and, by an alliance with Milan, Venice, and the Holy Roman emperor, eventually forced the French to withdraw from Italy.

In September 1493 Alexander created his teenaged son Cesare a cardinal, along with Alessandro Farnese (the brother of the papal favourite Giulia la Bella and the future pope Paul III). In the course of his pontificate Alexander appointed 47 cardinals to further his complicated dynastic, ecclesiastical, and political policies. His son Juan was made duke of Gandía (Spain) and was married to Maria Enriquez, the cousin of King Ferdinand IV of Castile; Jofré was married to Sancia, the granddaughter of the king of Naples; and Lucrezia was given first to Giovanni Sforza of Milan, and, when that marriage was annulled by papal decree on the grounds of impotence, she was married to Alfonso of Aragon. Upon his assassination Lucrezia received as a third husband Alfonso I d’Este, duke of Ferrara. (fuck 100 words)

3. sure, i can live with it

4. Living shit is composed of minute living shit (aka cells)
Living shit has different levels of organization
Living shit uses energy
Living shit respond to their environment
Living shit grow
Living shit repornduce
Living shit adapt to their environment


kk

 

1 Kolking3268
2 Pope AlexanderVI was one of the most controversial of the Renaissance popes.Two of Alexander's successors, the controversial pontiffs Sixtus V and Urban VIII, described him as one of the most outstanding popes since Saint Peter. 1 January 1431 – 18 August 1503), was Pope from 11 August 1492 until his death.

The 9th July 1492, the Pope Innocent VIII, at the request of Cardinal Borja and the Catholic Monarchs, raised the Valencian See to the rank of metropolitan, becoming Rodrigo of Borja the first Archbishop of Valencia
1492 - 1503 Rodrigo Borgia studied law at Bologna where he graduated, not simply as Doctor of Law, but as "the most eminent and judicious jurisprudent"After the election of his uncle as Pope Callixtus III, he was ordained deacon and created Cardinal-Deacon of San Nicola in Carcere at the age of twenty-five in 1456.
3 yes its quite tasty
41) Example each cell can only perform the job associated with its specific function such as heart cells, brain cells etc.-Cell & Organization
2 To maintain their internal order, energy is needed by organisms. Energy is utilized in chemical reactions.-Energy use and metabolism
3 responds to stimuli-Response to environmental changes
4 internal regulation of our body to maintain a stable environment-Regulation and homeostasis
5 all living things get larger and more complex throughout the organism's life-Growth and development
6 Reproduction
7 the change over time of living organisms-Biological evolution

 

1. Militance
2. insert copy pasted wikipedia paragraph
3. quinoa
4. most important she thicc

 

Alright... Doesn't seem too complicated

What the fuck

 

Also btw, why do we have to do your homework for you?

 

Totum
This pope was a useless pope no one knows or will ever know unless you are a scholar, which also means you are a nerd, but that is off topic. Surprisingly, this is also a filler to meet the 100 word limit. I doubt the pope would approve of this, but who cares. I hope you enjoyed my story about a Middle Ages pope.
No
It breathes, it breathes oxygen, it may breathe underwater, it exists, it must rec some other living thing to eat, Andy it will probably take an L from another living creature at some point. Of course humans are the exception to all this

 

1. Ryan_TheAwesome
2. [What? I'm just gonna leave it blank and hope the best]
3. No, i'd rather pay 2x the topping cost than put it on the pizza
4. So i vaguly remember this from freshman bio...

1) Responsiveness to surroundings
2) Growth and Development
3) Made of cells
4) Reproduction
5) Traits passed onto offspring
6) Metabolism
7) Maintain Homeostasis

Viruses are an exception to these rules.