Non Event: Slyam's Stupid Trials (coming Soon Tm)

ehehehehehehehe welcome, this creepy introduction is rather STUPID.
Why do I say stupid? because that's the event. Stupid.
Why didn't I post this in Wynncraft? ummmm... This may or may be too stupid for that.

In all seriousness (what seriousness?) This stupid event is going to have the most bizarre and stupid activities.

Oh and the prizes are stupid, it's mostly for the experience.

Stupid Event 1: Boat Stack Race (1.8 Reccomended)
On land. Get in a boat stack of 4. Race from the detlas bank to the scroll shop. (totem will mark starting line.)
Winner gets 21 unique wands (all stacked together)
(What did I tell you? this event was supposed to be stupid.)

Stupid Event 2: Bad Joke Battle
Funniest BAD joke wins. No questions asked.
Oh and the prize is... 2 golden avia feathers.

Stupid Event 3: Ritual Making
Groups of 6. One person in the middle. 5 people on the outside. Best Ritual wins.
Prize: A stupid Return to Ether.

(So far you're either thinking: Wow this is stupid boo, or wow amazing, or meh. Or none of those or all of those or some of those whatever I'm trying to get all possibilities in, which is stupid)

Stupid Event 4: Karaoke. Sing a song. (Preferably meme) (All Star EXCLUDED, because it's way too easy.)
@GreenFlare10 thanks for the suggestion. It has to be in the wynn discord general voice

Stupid Event 5: Pvp event. Normal. What's the catch? (Stupid probably)
No armor. No ascessories. Fists, only. I know people will cheat and use ascessories so you only get an EB for winning the Exhibition matches. Will take place in nether.

Final Stupid Event:
COUNT HOW MANY TIMES I SAID STUPID IN THIS THREAD FIRST ONE TO POST IT IN THE THREAD WINS AN LE, GO >.< (Winner: Memethyl)

 

jojos bizarre evvent

 

19 times lmao

20 counting the title

 

also 16 stupids

 

I'm so ready to lose!

 

you win.

 

Bork I'm doing this. This makes me soft

 

when fam

 

you have HERO, why aren't you posting this in VIP plaza?

 

@Ryuu

haha that's so funny isn't that such a bad joke haha

 

I have a bad joke that my previous guild, aka @Lucasario and @CaptainTT wanted to kill me over. Here it is:
Q: How do you get the best spell damage wand in the game?
A: You don't, because it's PURE luck.

 

Ooh boy, I've been tagged for once. I'm special now?!!! (Disadvantages of knowing no one)

 

what if normies wanna participate

 

this isn't 4chan first of all
and second normie memes are trash

 

mehhhhh equality

 

do you mean equality or "equality"?

 

I don't even know at this point
"IT'S GETTIN' WEIRD"

 

I hate people who are pro "equality" instead of equality.

 

._.
idk at this point i'll start this soon tm

 

Sounds like fun, I'll try to show up, whenever it is.