Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted but Harambe was always dead.
I wish that this game would end and the next person wont say wish granted, i start another game or something like that

 

Granted wish. However, this thread is included as a meme and is instantly revived thanks to that last wish.

I wish I was like a bird. I want to fly away.

 

Granted, you get shot by a crazy drunk guy.
I wish for a private jet.

 

Granted. It crashes on its first flight, killing you.

I wish for a free hero rank in Wynncraft.

 

Granted, but Wynn goes bankrupt and has to shut down.

I wish I was Batman.
I'm running out of ideas here.

 

Granted! Your parents are murdered. You're on your way to becoming Batman!

I wish for the original manuscript for Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.

 

Granted, but you get shot by someone who takes them and wants to sell them.
I want a private jet that survives more than 3000 flights and I don't die during any of them.

 

Granted. Your leg is caught in the door, and you permanently lose your ability to walk.

I wish 90% of America wasn't stupid.

 

Wish granted, now 90% of the world is stupid, but not America.

I wish the next person to speak in memes

 

Granted, but one does not simply speak in memes. You get nothing, you lose! Good day sir!

I wish they would hurry up and deliver my Hogwarts acceptance letter.

 

Granted, the owl arrives at your house and eats you

I wish for someone to quote this post

 

Granted, but I change your words in your mouth.

I wish I had an extra-large black cappuccino with no-sugar, and hazel cream.

 

Granted, it falls onto your legs and burns through to the bone, and your insurance won't cover it.
I wish for a Tsar Bomb

 

Granted. You receive Tsar Nicholas II's head stuffed with C4.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, but you got this reply instead

I wish for a lamp

 

Granted, the lamp was stolen and you get arrested.
I wish for a bomb with the equivalent output of 5000 megatons of tnt.

 

Granted. It comes in the form of a live child.

I wish i could draw straight lines

 

Wish granted. You are now able to make a queue to a place even longer. [Lines]
I wish for nothing.

 

Wish granted. __________________________
I wish for a life

 

Granted! Your new life is as a 12-year-old lesbian living in Iran.

I wish Selvut was allowed to edit mythics.