King Of The Hill (revival)

you head back in time in the main universe, but are screwed over by the fact that every point in space and time is being destroyed.
mine

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"I imprison you in a place where the narrative will not allow you to escape, no matter how much you do not follow the rules.
an instance of you breaking the rules will instantly be retconned into you following them."

is a thing that i said

 

I kill you

mine

 

retcon imprisonment.
I regenerate on the hill, something my abilities actually let me do.
mine

 

ok

mine

 

as you realize you cannot logically be here taking the hill, you fizzle back to your eternal torture.
mine.

 

cool story bro

mine

 

tbh idk what happened to me and my alternate self, but we punch you off the hill.

ours.

 

NotABox,
1,ooo,ooo years pass.
The bomb explodes.
You lose.
I claim the hill and put another bomb.

 

1,000,000 years can't pass in a few minute

mine

 

We shove you off.
Ours.

 

No you didn't

mine

 

whos we

 

Me and myself from an alternate dimension.

 

o ok

 

okay, so I push you off the hill and claim it, after that I hold a tactical nuke in one hand... and anyone who goes near me. i throw it and detonate it.
My heel

 

Cool.
One me walks towards you and dies. The other me shoves you off the hill while I respawn.
Mine.

 

However it detonates in your hands, therefore all of you loses.
So mine.
Oh, and I restock on nuclear.

 

wut?
One me walk towards you.
You throw it.
Me 1 dies.
The second me shoves you off the hill while the first me respawns.
How does it detonate in my hands?

 

I throw it at you, and it sticks to your body. It detonates on you, so its your fault. you lose.

 

Yes, me 1. The second me survives and shoves you, while me 1 respawns.
when did you even say it was sticky in the first place anyway