King Of The Hill (revival)

seeing as the universe is currently violently exploding at every point in space and time, so you and the hill are completely obliterated.
I create a new hill in the pocket dimension, out of some dirt.
mine

 

However, before violently exploding, we use our dimension hopper again, hopping into a third dimension, where we recruit a third me, who just so happens to be that universes top leading scientist. He gives us another dimension hopper, however this one can also travel to pocket dimensions. We also grab a mind-control ray.

We leave scientist me in the alternate dimension, while the cyborg me's hop into your dimension, hitting you with the mind control ray as soon as we leave.

We have full control over you and your actions, so we subliminally insert a command to always obey us and to give us the possession of the hill. We also hide a hidden command to commit seppuku if you rebel against us.

Ours.

 

I mind control you all to think a handful of sand is the hill. This has been the case for the whole game. I was watching from the real hill.

 

Read bolded part pl0x

 

I see a man in the distance standing in the hill. I approach him from behind.

I unbutton my pants, and then push him off.

I then get on my knees with my pants to my ankles. The hill is now mine.

 

however, my body is currently made out of nanobots, which, not being a brain, cannot be mind-controlled.
I switch my gun to a broad death ray setting, which destroys all the individual atoms of your 3 bodies.
after this, i switch to my single-target setting, killing @Tok_ (hope you have an alternate you somewhere...)
the hill is now mine.

 

(2 bodies)
We respawn, hop dimensions, and pull back a lawyer, who finds your use of the weapon on violations of multiple laws, so he confiscates the gun and takes it back to his dimension for studying.

Without a gun, we shove you off the hill.

Ours.

 

I note that this pocket dimension does not yet have proper legislation, and is sealed off,

meaning he cannot leave, so i earn back my gun. then, i use some nanobots to construct you a prison that has 1 job.
imprison you with no chance of escape.
this includes killing yourself, due to your ability to respawn.
i imprison both of you in it, and lock the prison in a pocket dimension of this pocket dimension, turning the portal into a box, which i throw into the speed force.

MINE

 

Okay.

Having been silently watching all of this from Antartica, I suddenly reappear and stabby stab you, shoving your body down the hill.

Mine.

 

However, you did not specify how to stop us killing ourselves. We issue a self-destruct command, and explode.
We respawn on the hill, which we take.

Then we hide in a box of 20cm thick lead, while we detonate a constant EMP, disabling all of the nanobots.

Ours + ninja

I guess after getting stabbed we turn on the emp.

 

Seeing as i got stabbed and thrown off the hill, i'm conveniently out of range and still fine.
I aim my gun at your box, shoot and destroy it, along with your emp generator, and do the exact same thing i did last time, except instead i set your respawn point inside the prison

 

It's a good thing I wasn't shot.

Ephraim gets out a fire tome while Eirika gets out a lightning tomb. We both send massive blasts of our respective elements at you, which can't be dodged because Fire Emblem mechanics.

Thus melting and electrocuting every nanobot at once, basically insta-death.

Still mine.

 

As all the nanobots were destroyed, both mes are free.
We reset our spawnpoint, and offer an agreement to Erika and Ephraim. This statement is basically we can still fight each other for the hill, but if any of us are incacipatated, we must help each other out.
Do you accept the terms and conditions (none)?
[Yes] [No]

 

Yup, let's go.

 

I import Nega-Me from the "bullshit your way to victory" game.
Nega-Me proceeds to slaughter both of you. after which i import the throne on top of the hill and sit on it, effectively establishing my dominion over the hill.

 

I use the death note to murder both of you. Then I sit on the hill with 10 body guards who are equipped with the death note

 

I claim the hills

 

One me touches all the Death Notes, then convinces their shinigami to not help you, as you will just stay there, killing the odd person here and there. The shinigami agree, and kill all of your bodyguards and you with their personal Death Notes. Then they fly away in search of people who actually want to kill.

Ours.

 

As you watch the shinigamis fly away I hire One Punch Man in order to kill you.

Mine

 

u instantly die

mine