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King Of The Hill (revival)

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Smile, Nov 26, 2016.

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  1. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Oh.
    I walk up the hill, and stab you.
    You fall to the ground, where I bury you.
    Mine.
     
  2. JohnaldBot313

    JohnaldBot313 TheDweebOfMafiaGames

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    Because you bury me, my spirit passes to heaven. I become an angel, and with the almighty power of God, I blast you with lightning and send you to hell. I become reincarnated in an immortal form, with all that power.

    Mine.

    Oh, and I dont bury you.
     
  3. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Just because I bury you doesn't mean you die...

    However, due to your actions, you are sent to eternal torture and punishment in Hell.
    Mine.
    I also build a small fort out of cardboard boxes.
     
  4. JohnaldBot313

    JohnaldBot313 TheDweebOfMafiaGames

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    You are already in hell, and God favours me, or he wouldnt strike you with lightning. Plus I already went to heaver. Plus u cant claim hill bc your in hell.
     
  5. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Cool.
    We start an uprising in Hell, and Satan with his demons successfully rise from Hell and invade heaven. With the element of surprise, they overpower God and the angels, and trap them in Hell, including you. As reward for inciting the uprising, Satan lets both me's free to capture the hill, and swear allegiance to us, and to protect the hill with us.
    Mine.
     
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    JohnaldBot313 TheDweebOfMafiaGames

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    However God is more powerful than Satan, and God created hell, so with a secret passcode he jumps in a lake of lava, followed by everyone, out of Hell. Then, with the element of surprise, we blast you and obliterate you, where you respawn without any power, burning in lava eternally, however you cant die.
     
  7. Paks

    Paks Spy Main CHAMPION

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    While you guys are doing this random shit I place my flag on the hill and say it is mine. You can't kill me as you are an angel and can't kill a good man, your hands are tied as long as you keep those powers. Also I report that you placed a massive nuclear device meant to destroy the Earth to God.
    Mine
     
  8. sdkgjnio

    sdkgjnio hod-SOH-nee-uhs

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    I say morality is subjective and you are not a good man, and kill you with a chainsaw. Mine. I'm still an angel.
     
  9. JohnaldBot313

    JohnaldBot313 TheDweebOfMafiaGames

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    God opposes, as you just killed a man with a chainsaw. You should have left him to the police. God kills you with lightning 250 times, and I claim the hill with the power of God.
     
  10. Stormarend

    Stormarend The classes DO NOT correspond with the elements.

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    I get my degree in gender studies, as a result of that I get so triggered that I call you a misogynist and you get pushed of the hill by a mob of angry feminists. I claim the hill.
     
  11. JohnaldBot313

    JohnaldBot313 TheDweebOfMafiaGames

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    God disagrees with your feminists. He strikes them dead. My hill.
     
  12. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    Oh.
    I watch this show of dumb special effects and laugh, because God isn't real and he certainly doesn't bring people back as angels. Whoever said that hasn't even read the Bible and decided the Mortal Instruments was a good source. We bring real gods from our dimension with actual proof of existing and physical manifestations from the Outrealms. Naga, the holy dragon from Fire Emblem Awakening, blows your fake "immortality" into the Underworld and douses the world in holy fire.

    After the fire, I come back and lay claim to the hill on the entirely barren world. Naga (a giant dragon) hovers over me in case she needs to purge any heathens who come close. And she can't be killed.

    Mine.
     
  13. Paks

    Paks Spy Main CHAMPION

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    What about me? No one ever cleaned up my remains from getting brutally murdered by a chainsaw.
     
  14. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    Well, the world was doused in holy fire. So I'd assume you were perfectly cremated.
     
  15. JohnaldBot313

    JohnaldBot313 TheDweebOfMafiaGames

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    The bible decrees that God is real. He gets angry that you disbelive. As god of all gods, he makes the gods disappear, or put them to the fate of Loki, and then blasts your naga with one hit. Dead.

    Mine now.
     
  16. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Cool.
    I write a book about the Greek gods existing. Suddenly, the twelve Olympians appear out of nowhere and trap God and his angels, including you, in the depths of Tartarus.
    Mine.
     
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    JohnaldBot313 TheDweebOfMafiaGames

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    Ooh I like this one!

    God persuades Gaia to wake up and sink the Gods into Earth forever and let us out, because Tartarus is Gaia's husband.

    Mine
     
  18. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Cool.
    I get the Scientology guys to write a book about God and the angels not existing.
    Poof. They're gone, including you.
    Mine.
     
  19. JohnaldBot313

    JohnaldBot313 TheDweebOfMafiaGames

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    God does not exist only because of a book.
    Still mine.
     
  20. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    Then that same logic must also be applied to the bible itself, right?
     
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