King Of The Hill (revival)

Oh.
Except we have Outrealms in FE. Which is the exact same thing as hopping dimensions. We both escape and decide you must be the Fell Dragon, and double our efforts to stab you. We stab you and preform a demon expelling ritual. Now you're double dead.
Mine.

 

The government frees me from prison after I was declared innocent after the footage of your framing me is sent out. I regain possession of the hill by legal means.
Mine

 

The world you were in was destroyed by a massive vortex. That evidence no longer exists.

Still mine.

 

Oh. We both respawn. Then we both draw r34 of you two, and show it. You are paralysed by the beautiful/terrible r34, which we take advantage of by pushing you both off the hill.
Mine.

 

You push them off. Then I come and push you off. Mine.

To defend, I will place an explosive which does damage of a billion nukes, and destroys everything. It is activated when you go near the hill, and there is no way you can disarm it. That way you will destroy the hill, not me.

 

Cool. I have one me run around and distract you, while the other me hacks the explosive from afar and sets it to explode on a timer: set for 1,000,000 years into the future.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I come up and kill both of you with all four of me.
Mine.

 

1 Million years later. Boom goes the hill. Therefore the bomb blows and you lose. Reclaimation of hill

 

Nope sorry bud it's mine now. Also you can't randomly fast forward time. You have no time machine.

 

I vist Planet Alien and randomly speed up time. Mine.

 

What mode of transport do you use?

 

Oh, just the teleporter device I borrowed last time.

 

Ah, the teleportation device I destroyed in the alternate dimension with the black hole.
Try again.

 

Then I used one of the 4 fighter jets.

 

I distinctly remember those also being sucked into a black hole. Again.

 

I reopen that black hole to go in it, and find everything which got sucked up. I kindly "Borrow" The teleporter back from space.

 

Ah yes, the black hole in an alternate dimension.

 

How did it get there, it cant suck up itself.

 

A black hole does not equal an alternate dimension.

 

I push you off the hill. Mine.