Corrupt A Wish!

The ball point pen explodes in your hands and you choke on the ink.
I wish for a flamethrower.

 

Granted, but I read your wish wrong. People start throwing flames at you because you're a ****ing ***** machine **** dinosaur that for some reason thinks **** is real because you're dumb as **** go back to Japan thx.

My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to. Your dreams stay big. Your worries stay small. You never have to carry more than you can hold.

 

Wish granted, your life doesn't change in the slightest and you wasted the 10 or so calories it took to type that sentence.
I want a fully functional AK-47 that will not misfire and I'm the only one that can fire it.

 

Wish granted, you accidentally kill yourself with it.

I wish for the next post to be a good one.

 

Wish Granted, this post is a "good" one as you put it, but it is only good in my point of view.
I wish for an AK-47 that will not misfire and I'm the only one that can use it. I can also not die to the AK-47 in anyway, shape, or form.

 

Wish granted, however, the townspeople see you as a terrorist and you're sentenced to life imprisonment.

I wish for you to stop wishing for an AK-47.

 

Wish granted, I instead decide to shoot you with one.
I wish for Wynn's economy to not be shit.

 

Wish granted, it's now so fucked up it can't even be considered "shit".

I wish for shitty suggestions to not exist.

 

Wish Granted, they are no longer suggestions, as they have ALL been implemented in game
I wish the the market was flooded with stratis.

 

Wish granted. However they cost 50 stacks of le each. I wish grinding didn't exist

 

Granted, but now you must pay real money to level up.

I wish I could simply walk into Mordor.

 

Wish granted, your legs immediately break upon entry and you can't simply walk out.
I wish for Greenland to actually be green

 

Granted, but it's still ice and snow, only it's green and toxic and no one can live there now

I wish for a happy ending

 

Granted, but my version of happy is warped. The world explodes and everyone dies.

I wish this wish didn't have a catch.

 

Granted, but you feel sad that I did not take forever to think of a catch that breaks rules and stuff i mean I started typing this as soon as I saw that ;-;

I wish for this wish to be corrupted...

 

Granted but the entire thread is corrupted as well.

I wish for the events of Saw to happen to my worst enemies

 

Granted. They also happen to you and everyone you love.

I wish for Donald Trump to change his name to Scrooge McDuck.

 

Granted. Literally everyone takes this as a sign of weakness in the president. Russia and NK launch nukes at the US, while it's allies struggle to save face. World War III starts.

I wish I was not a nerd.

 

Wish granted, your not a nerd, your a complete fool that can't tell the difference between 1 and I.
I wish to have access to all of Russia's military assets.

 

Granted, every country in the world declares war on you and they are too powerful to fight, so you end up dying in battle.
I wish that every dead meme in existence was revived