King Of The Hill (revival)

No no no. You are in a box. I killed the owner of the box. I therefore own the box. It's my hill.

 

if some dude is in your house, you don't own that man, do you?
well at least not legally

 

This is my kingdom. I make the rules. And we just instated that rule.

 

Your kingdom is not recognized by any of the states of the UN. Your political power doesn't exist, and you just committed a crime of stabbing me repeatedly in whatever nation you live in.

 

It's a good thing we're the ruling lords of the kingdom of Renais, on the continent of Magvel, then, isn't it? Also they totally recognize me now. We have an army at our backs and 50 attack power on our own.

 

yeah you say that but we're in fucking nepal

 

We legally moved our kingdom with magic and lawsuits. And Mist manipulation. And some other technogizmo. I also totally said that.

 

yeah but the UN just uses tanks and shit to break through and extracts me from the rubble. i then am made a part of a volcano in iceland, which makes me "hot".
get it

 

overcompensating? Jkjk.

I hate it when boxes meld with volcanoes. Oh well. Enter intense lawsuit with Ephraim.

"Guys, that one volcano in Iceland is totally breaking my patent on volcanoes!"
"What...? You don't have a patent on volcanoes."
"Oh yes I do. I invented volcanoes." Ephraim proceeds to slam his sword on the ground, creating a miniature volcano, as well as leaving a mess for the janitor. "See?"
"Oh my god man please don't kill us. You totally own that volcano in Iceland. Take it."

Works every time. I now own you and the hill by extension. I also establish a military outpost on the volcano, as it's mine.

 

then he's shot f0r threatening officials with murder
nice one

 

I have 60 HP and 60 defense.

That bullet bounced off.

Also it wasn't a threat. I was showing them I invented it. Totally safe.

 

Oh.
I dissect and vaporise the volcano/hill, destroying all traces of the hill, volcano and @GOOD MORNING!!!, except for one atom of each, which I absorb into my own self. Now, I am the hill, which supposedly means I own the hill. Then I buff up my white blood cells to attack anything trying to retrieve these atoms.

 

luckily, the way you absorbed me fell into the exact configuration as it was before. Which is, on the quantum scale, impossible, but shut up. So now we both are the hill.
Nice going, fuckwit

 

You both get sent into a lab to try and fix this shit. It works and now trump owns the hill.

 

I rig Trump's casino as he's betting. He goes bankrupt. The bank puts the hill up for auction in an attempt to ease the debt. I win the auction, and by extension the hill. I establish a new fort on the hill and move the kingdom of Renais to the hill.

 

but the hill was made indistinguishable from my own body, so you're the only ome who owns the hill.
i now have a small fort on my head

 

I contact a few "friends" in russia that come and assist me in crushing your fort. I then join Russia and we all establish a booming city in the remains of your fort.
Russia owns the hill.

 

yeah but

 

wait, I'm so confused.
Are we both the hill due to my fuckup?

 

no since you didn't transpose the hill into energy and incorporate it into your being by recreating matter by exciting matter fields