My Cookie!

Ok, so I was browsing some forum games on other forums and this one looked pretty fun. This is a game where the above poster has 1 special cookie, and the Below poster has to steal the cookie from above poster via force, distraction, or other methods. Then you have to end the post with the words "my cookie!"

Examples:
- "I pushed you down a stairwell, causing you to drop the cookie on the floor. My cookie!"

- "I zap you with a mind control gun and you give the cookie to me before you walk into a lake.
My cookie!"

Rules:
- No double posts. Wait for someone to reply to your post before you post again.

- No eating, breaking or destroying the cookie. All you can do is hold it.

- There can only be one cookie. It cannot be cloned, etc.

- You must end your post with the words "My cookie!"

Alright I'll start: I managed to find one last cookie in my wallet after I mistook it for a dollar bill. My cookie!

 

You can keep your cookie.

 

What's the point of the cookie if I can't ever eat it :I
How dare you, you evil, cruel, sick person

 

I level my Pickpocket to 100 and steal your wallet. My cookie!

 

I shape shift into your mom and convince you to give me the cookie.
My cookie!