Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted! Now you live with their parents, too.
I wish @SPYROHAWK would admit he's a god.

 

Wish Granted!
Now that he's been exposed,
He needs to kill off the witnesses,
Including you


I wish that people would give me free money

 

Wish granted, a homeless person gives you a penny out of generosity.

I wish for wynncraft to be balanced (as if)

 

Wish Granted

Everything is balanced,

but since you were only good at the game because you played a certain build,
it is now balanced, and turns out your shit at the game.


I wish that world peace is achieved

 

Granted, it's achieved by killing every human being on earth.
I wish for a human friend that I could talk to.

 

Granted
However your friend is deaf and blind,
and also has terminal cancer


I wish that I was a better person

 

Granted! You get assassinated by Neonazis before you can put any of your great philanthropist plans into action, and the press misread the police report and report that you were a Neonazi murdered by a philanthropist.

I wish for a more comfortable chair.

 

Granted it's the most comfy chair in the world,

The news spreads around the world



soon your getting robbed 24/7




I wish anyone below 6 years old is banned from making youtube comments

 

Granted. Everyone else's IQ drops to -1 and they make the same exact comments.

I wish to be good at throwing and catching a boomerang.

 

Granted! You're so good at throwing that you chop you partner's head off!

I wish I had a better minecraft skin

 

Granted, but you can never play multiplayer again

I wish for a waffle maker

 

Wish granted, but you get a crap one.
I wish for a bad wish.

 

YAY my wish got Granted woooo bad ones make the best best burnt waffles

Granted your wish is so bad it ends up being partly good yet bad ;-; I don't know lets say some one stole it.

I wish for waffle mix for my new waffle maker

 

Your waffle mix is concrete mix.
I wish for the worst wish possible.

 

Wish denied. Get back to your life.

I wish that world hunger ended.

 

Granted but it's only super salty food so every one dies of thirst ;-;

I wish for... 1 emerald in wynn.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, the emerald was duplicated, and before you can explain yourself you are put on a mock trial by the Moderator Court. You are found guilty and sentenced to hanging. FUrious, you smash your computer, and realizing what you've done, you slice your wrists.

I wish to end world hunger, thirst, cure cancer, and kill Donald J. Trump.

 

Granted, but you become hungry, thirsty, and get cancer. Also, you are Donald Trump, so you have to kill yourself.

I wish to become a god.

 

Granted, but you're the petty god of a single field of cows, containing some grass and 3 cows.

I wish France and it's allies had won the 7-Years War.

 

Granted, but you don't exist anymore.
I wish for this thread to not exist.