Corrupt A Wish!

WTF

 

Wish granted, you never get anything you want anymore.
I wish for me to get whatever I want.

 

Wish granted!

You now have 4.7 Trillion Dollars,

69 chicks knocking at your door,

and a huge ass mansion.

However this ruins the world economy, with huge inflation,

and you recieve a lifetime prison sentance,
but you keep escaping so they just kill you



I wish for everyone to have an IQ over 100

 

Granted, now everyone's smarter than you.
I wish for dungeon key merchants to be added back into the game.

 

Granted!
But each key requiress the same emerald amount, but with LE's instead
[I.E. 12e key now costs 12LE]


I wish for parents that love me

 

Wish granted! They die within the hour.
I wish for the world to be a better place.

 

Wish Granted!
It is now a Terraformed Planet Level 4,

Soon 14 different alien races come to conquer it and exploit it,

In the process all humans die, or become enslaved




I wish for a wish granting genie

 

Wish granted! He dies the next morning, and curses you with his dying breath.
I wish for @(Meric) to die.

 

Wish granted! he gets revived and kills u.
I wish to PEE!

 

Wish granted! The pee flies into your mouth magically. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°rofl)
I wish for @(Meric) to become president.

 

Wish granted! He gets assassinated by Trump, out of jealousy.
I WISH TO get a wrap to sell

 

Wish granted! It's the worst wrap in game and you accidently item-buyer it.
I wish for a Stratiformis with 91% Walkspeed. (NOTE: It has been legally allowed for me to keep, the economy has been fixed forever.)

 

WISH GRANTED! your strati somehow gets lost within your 99999073459072986492068347830285479386789749832784789374983789369 bank classes.
I wish for the economy to change from this

to this

 

Wish granted! THERE IS NO MORE MONEY, IT BECOMES BRICKS! AND THE BRICKS FUCKING CRUMBLE!
I WISH FOR SALTED TO ADD MY SUGGESTIONS AND NOT CHANGE THEM COMPLETELY! AND KEEP THEM IN THE GAME!

 

Wish granted. He wants to keep them in-game, but Jumla gets rid of it.
I WISH TO GET A NEW GENITAL!

 

WISH GRANTED! It's defective.
I wish @3XTWISTEDTITAN would die and stay dead.

 

Wish Granted!
he now spends his days in the afterlife shitposting and
creating new class threads

I wish i would stop forgetting to wish on this thread

 

Wish granted! You stay on this thread until the end of time.
I wish for a dog that doesn't poop.

 

Wish granted! The dog dies of sickness.
I wish @3XTWISTEDTITAN woukd never come back to the Wynncraft forums.

 

Wish granted! He goes to your house and lives with you. He's a terrible roommate.
I wish to live with my friends.