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this thread isnt for dead memes you knoww

 

They're just trying to get attention/rile up a reaction out of people. Just ignore them.

 

Dont mind it, it's a simple raid

 

OK. The off-topic stuff is gone. If it returns, so will the warns for useless posts. Now You Know.

 

Thanks!

 

Thanks! I was going to bring up the rule of 'Useless content' if more posts like it came, but I guess I don't have to now.

 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEP
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHO YOU ARE???

 

:33 < oh no! im sorry purrk! :((

 

I've just had a few ideas for some felt-themed fetch modi. I know the whole fetch modus thing ended a while ago, but I thought I'd share my ideas:

0. Information Modus
This simple modus allows you to learn everything about an item you stored the moment you store it. Storing a book, for example, will give you knowledge of where the book was printed, who wrote the book, how old the book is, and anything else regarding the book. Once items are removed, however, you lose all knowledge you didn't have prior to storing the item; though this doesn't mean you can't write the information you learn down to remind yourself.

1. Speed Modus
Items can be freely stored and retrieved, however time affects the items at a much faster rate than usual. If you were to store a timer set to go off in an hour, it could easily go off in a minute whilst inside the modus.

2. Slow Modus
Like the speed modus, items can be stored and retrieved freely, yet unlike the speed modus, time affects the items at a much slower rate than usual. Storing a timer set to go off in an hour could cause it to go off in a day instead.

3. Future Modus
You're able to retrieve items you've stored in the future with this modus, however, in order to store the items you access you must return to the location you first accessed the item in order to store it; this generally means the items you retrieve will be at the location you're currently standing in the future to store.

4. Luck Modus
Items are incredibly hard to store and retrieve with this modus. There's only a slim chance you'll be able to store an item first try, and an even slimmer chance you'll be able to retrieve it first try. It may take ages to store even a simple item just by the chance system this modus uses. You'd need to be incredibly lucky in order to use this modus effectively.

5. Past Modus
You're able to store items from the future with this modus while staying in the past. The cards on this modus allow you to see into the future to where items will be, and store them if you desire. An example of this could be a vase that falls from a shelf in five minutes. You're able to store the vase as it falls before it even does. However, in order to prevent time paradoxes, you can only access the items you stored when the time you stored them comes. This can come in very handy for a time player who knows when they'll need something in the future, as they can store items in the future and access them when the time comes, even if they're incredibly far away from the item being stored.

6. Timewarp Modus
Storing items with this modus will cause you to warp to a timeline where that item never existed. Inversely, retrieving items with this modus will warp you back to the timeline where it existed.

7. Null Modus
This modus functions similar to the Timewarp Modus, but local to the item stored rather than yourself. Storing items with this modus will remove any effects it has had and will have on the timeline while stored, while keeping the timeline intact.

8. Icy Modus
Strangely, this modus just allows you to store and retrieve items as normal. However, terrible things are said to happen should one of the cards somehow be destroyed...

9. Doll Modus
The cards of this modus are physical whilst items are stored within them. Any damage that comes to the cards will reflect to the item. As well as this, retrieving an item from this modus, damaging it and re-storing this will also damage the card. Repairing the card will repair the item within to the state it was when first stored, however.

10. Pain Modus
Items stored in this modus can only be randomly retrieved after you've been hurt. Being attacked or harmed will cause a random item to pop out of the modus.

11. Fire Modus
In order to store items in this modus, they must first be set on fire. Only then can they be stored. In order to retrieve an item, there must be fire nearby to retrieve the item. The item will be deposited in the fire and can then be picked up. Setting an item on fire you wish to store while also retrieving an item from the same fire is an effective way to use this modus.

12. Timer Modus
Items you store an hour in the future will be automatically retrieved from the modus in the present, or rather, items you store will be sent back an hour in time. This means you'll run into a duplicate of the item you received an hour ago, and will need to store it.

13. Oven Modus
The opposite of the Timer Modus, items you store an hour in the past will be automatically retrieved in the present, or rather, items you store will be sent forward an hour in time.

14. Flip Modus
This modus has two settings. The first setting allows you to freely store items, however, in order to retrieve an item, it must be paired with another item. There's a 50% chance you'll get the item you want, and a 50% chance you'll get it's paired item instead. This cannot be avoided by only storing one item, as it cannot be retrieved. The second setting allows you to freely retrieve items, however, when storing an item, there's a 50% chance it will be stored, and a 50% chance it will be destroyed instead. You can only change settings while this modus is empty.

15. Clock Modus
Items can only be retrieved from this modus by punching them out of their cards. However, after punching the card, you will need to wait a certain amount of time before you can actually retrieve it. Depending on the force of the punch, you can receive the item anywhere between a few minutes and an entire year into the future.

?. Juju Modus.
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO

 

Hussie no, stop: https://twitter.com/hamesatron/status/881233087891361792

Spoiler: Yes, this was actually drawn by the man himself.

 

In the next update John, with the help of the minions, will create a giant fidget spinner to fly with it and find Vriska.
New headcanon.

 

Game Theory: Gru was JOHN EGBERT THE WHOLE TIME!? And Dr. Nefario was actually DAVE STRIDER!?

 

Today in "Crossovers I never thought would happen": https://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/881604692802904064

Should've been Waluigi

 

Who's Mario? Terezi?

 

remember that gun i showwed as a powwerfull wweapon?



wwell, i didnt lie



this is the true powwer of






all of you wwere ignorant of the hell this could havve created


i wwould recommend staying awway from this man unless you lovve dead memes sollux

 

ii kn0w ii fuckiing hate my lii2p

 

Hiveswap interview number 8: http://whatpumpkin.tumblr.com/post/162642448470/its-hiveswap-developer-interview-day

 

I couldn't help but read the responses to that in Dan Avidan's (from Game Grumps, for those that don't know) voice for some reason.

 

It's all fake news, don't let it fool you. The game is never coming out.

 

Yo Nep, if you could be so kind to keep Vriska and Karkat reserved, this will last only a few days.