Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but while you're playing CoD zombies you die and you get so frustrated that you throw your Xbox out the window and it gets crushed by a truck.
I wish that mythic armor didn't exist

 

Wish granted but instead of mythic armor it is called heroic with all the same properties as mythic
I wish bob had a more creative name

 

Granted, his new name is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
I wish that I could get intensity for my build without wasting a whole master hive voucher on it.

 

Granted, you get to use five vouchers not one.

Sorry Ill still corrupt that for fun,
it's a high quality rip, but... it's your pants that rip.

I wish for a pet that is not a bear...

 

Granted, you get a very cute puppy. The puppy eats all of your food out of the refrigerator and pantry, and you have no food. You have to kill the puppy and eat it for you to survive.
I wish that I could get some sleep instead of playing this game.

 

Granted, but you get stuck in a coma

I wish for a pet that won't kill me

 

That would be a lot better: the BNP have no MPs.

Granted - it only paralyses you.

I wish for a long and healthy life.

 

Granted, you have no health problems at all throughout your life. On your 105th birthday, a zombie apocalypse breaks out and nobody bothers to save you since you're so old. You are eaten and you die an excruciatingly painful death.
I wish that Matrojan Idol wasn't stupidly op. (Fourth boss out of ten and it's considered one of the hardest...really?)

 

Granted, but you crash every time you fight it.

I wish that I didn't have this summer history course...

 

Granted, it's an all-year history course now.

I wish I hadn't chosen Mage when I joined Wynncraft.

 

Hey, im fine with that. The course i'm taking it instead of is a 2 year course XD

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Granted, you chose Assassin, got it to level 2, then dumped it for mage

I wish my DnD players would stop destroying every town they come across -_-

 

Granted! Now they destroy everything except towns! Food is cut off due to lack of farms and the entire world starves to death.

I wish for a professional wish safety inspector to help me de-corrupt my wishes.

 

Granted, he is always late to work and forgets what he should do, so you are forced to fire him.

I wish for other fun forum games.

 

Granted! They're so fun you literally cannot stop playing them.

I wish for Crafted Movie to return.

 

Granted, but Salted sold the channel to someone else and now it posts bad internet memes.
I wish that the csst dungeon merchant offered moar items so my corrupted hashr's bones from the csst parties don't go to waste,

 

I don't have an Xbox One OR CoD. Checkmate.

Granted, but they all cost 37 stacks of Hashr Bones, meaning they cannot be purchased.

I wish for a usable stack of 64 Corrupted Garoth's Breath in a Minecraft game called Wynncraft, in which I will use 8 of them to buy myself the helmet Centipede to use in my assassin build. I will save the rest for pure bragging rights and possibly Element Sancts.

 

Wish granted, but you accidentally dropped them into a hopper.
I wish for usable bank of stacks of LE.

 

Granted, you get banned for glitching in items

I wish people would stop making wynncraft based wishes in this game (looking at you @Arnold102 )

 

Gonna corrupt TWO wishes. Totally not against the rules of the thread, no! Why would you ask?

Granted, you drop them in the same hopper.

Granted, they now make vague and unoriginal wishes instead.

I wish for time to go back an hour so I can eat my pizza again.

 

Granted, but your pizza is now over cooked and not tasty.

Granted, but now I come up with wishes that are incorruptable.
(But seriously, I'll do more original wishes now)
I wish that the we are number one meme was revived.