Kirby Inhaled You! What Power Does Kirby Get?

Can't he already do that though? ;P

 

Kirby gets:

• Lots of fun trivia, including massive amounts of geographical, historical, mathematical, and scientific knowledge.
• Good runner
• Not giving a crap about social standards
• Logic yay
• Getting annoyed easily
• Moar

 

• Cancer
• Getting terrible Gemini's
• Getting good stuff from an item bomb (God cancer and Virgo from one)
• Getting no mythics
• Getting only 2~ stacks of LE

 

oh well...

 

why is this hitting too close to home

 

Kirby receives...

-Extreme Pickiness
-Asocial Behavior
-The Inability to Perform Remotely Well in Sports

 

The ability to sleep 15 hours straight and still be tired

 

It's okay to not be okay.

 

YAAAAS

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Kirby gets the ability to
-be dead and yet live
-be really dumb and really smart at the same time
-defie all social expectations
-be awesome at being a nerd
-extreme darkness
-the abililty to break logic
basically he can become the ultimate paradox
also gets the ability to make anyone uncomfortable just by his presence
hey @Killer Raptar does that sound right?

 

Don't forget liking everything.

 

Yeah, but the uncomfortable part doesn't work on me :P

 

a constant unending stream of animosity

 

Your name is KIRBY. You recently INHALED a strange ALIEN called NEPETA LEIJON, and as expected, YOU INHERITED SOME OF HER POWERS. Strangely, the NARRATIVE seems to have CHANGED TO A DIFFERENT STYLE. As well as this, you seem to be linked to the ZODIAC SIGN LEO. There are strange CANDY CORN like HORNS growing out of your head, which APPEAR TO BE SHAPED LIKE CAT EARS. You seem to have STRANGE BLUE CLAWS equipped in your STRIFE SPECIBUS. You are not entirely sure what a STRIFE SPECIBUS is though. You also have strong ROMANTIC FEELINGS for another ALIEN called KARKAT VANTAS. You don't know who KARKAT VANTAS is however. You also have some STRANGE NEW FEELINGS for yet another ALIEN called EQUIUS ZAHHAK, who you don't know either. All these new FEELINGS are confusing you, and you SORT OF REGRET INHALING NEPETA.

You have a strange feeling of DREAD, an ODD FEAR that you will be KILLED BY A CRAZY CLOWN.

What will you do?

> Kirby: Continue with the level.