[new Mods] Oui Oui Bag-uette

It's now that time of the time where we have new trial mods.

First off, the one that was very hard to capture because he wouldn't GET IN THE BAG SLYAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Slyam is a pretty good member and helpful, like always if you need help feel free to ask him.
For his little message he'd like to say: "I like cheese, and I'll never get in the bag" and "I'll promise to do my best as a moderator, and to not abuse anything"
But everyone knows the first message is the one that matters the most.

Secondly! The man who is asleep right now actually all the way in France, Cree has some competition now, @Zephylox !
Zephylox is really dedicated to Wynncraft, if ya got a question he probably knows the answer to it. I mean he bought Minecraft just to play Wynncraft, that's crazy.
What he wants to promise is: "just being useful, help other, remember me as a funny guy, and being funny, i like chips, sofas, being lazy, and ban Creecreeprs" It was 2 am when he wrote this up, so he'll probably come up with something else later.

These guys will be on trial until they pass or fail, if you have any issues or concerns with them please send me a message.

 

grats.

1st page hype.
overrated.

 

nice job zephy.

 

No pun in the thread title? Already these new mods have heavily disappointed me.

EDIT: You are forgiven

 

I FIXED IT, but it makes no sense unless you pronounce Zephylox the same way as "jam"

 

You didn't even try to think of a pun for the title this time. You lazy pastry.

On that note
bag-uette
Because Nebby won't get in the bag and Zephylox is French.
ok it's not that good I know

Edit: ok fine edit your title that's fine

Edit^2: oh hey Pretz used my pun

 

I saw xSlyam today in WC1 as a mod and I replied with "Who are you?"...

But in all seriousness, congratulations for becoming this server's "bringer of justice".

 

I wanna be banned :^)

 

I spent like 3 hours trying to come up with something, Zephylox's name is just too unique ;-;

 

Everybody get up it's time to slyam now
We got a real bag goin' down
Welcome to the Slyam Jam
Here's your chance drop your bag at the Slyam Jam

Congrats to both of you

 

it was a joke

 

0/10 not enough puns

 

I removed the post before this ;-; Sorry, didn't understand the joke before... I'm feeling old, god I didn't understand a joke!

 

Rip pun
Was good attempt

 

*Notices Zephylox is mod* wtf has to be a troll like when Gavel came out.
*Reads this post* What is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa new mods

 

hon hon HON

 

pretz_irl

 

Slyam must have evaded capture for so long, probably by some SLY method. He probably even broke through the bag's LOX! Once the other staff caught WIND of his escape and were alerted, it probably was a BREEZE finding him.

lol i tried... sly is obvious, lox=locks, dunno why a bag would have locks though, wind and breeze for zephy, cause wind and stuffs

anyway gg and gl!

 

WHEEZE first page
anyways thanks for all the ppl who congratulated me.

 

oui oui Badguette pun

honestly i should just quit the forums now