Community Event 33 Emerald Blocks Gieeawy

Please write a long story on why you want to win, to get a chance at losing.

PS this giveawy is 100% unfair and defiennl biased no random winners, all choosen by foot.

 

So you see, one day I was figuring out my Identity on wynncraft. I really needed to make myself something and actually make a name for myself. So one of my first steps in this process was to make a build that can actually hold its own and not be laughable. I'll be honest my nooby previous build was Aries, Libra, Crystal, and Scorpio... laughable right? Well yeah. So. I discovered the pants at the corrupted Animal dungeon and thought to myself. Woah... these are so good! and so i decided to grind through the dungeon over and over again to finally get what I wanted: The Fire Sanctuary. During the Course of this grind, I managed to lose the one thing that has kept me happy on wynncraft. My first ever white horse! I had just gotten it to 40/40. I was told by my only friend at the time that I really dumb for wasting all my money on that horse. But i just wanted to go fast okay? So while i was collecting creeper brains and dropping them into the hopper... i dropped my white horse along with the brains. So now i'm really poor. And i would love to have the chance to not lose this giveaway. I appreciate it and thanks<333

 

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you should do 10 potato giveaway instead.

 

Don't worry, I fxied it.

 

Long story

 

So yesterday, I was on Wynncraft, talking with my guild friends. I did that all day. But after I came back from helping my dad with painting a cabinet and emptying the FOUR litterboxes we have in our basement, two of the peoples I was talkin with were doing Tower of Ass(cension). They were on Floor 6, the same floor I was on. But instead of joining them and finishing that and then Floor 7, I decided to spend that time counting my quarters, dimes, and nickles to see if I had enough to buy the Grumpy Old Man pet from the shop. I did. I got it and I named it after my grampa, Jim Carey. No, not Jim Carrey. Jim Carey. And then after I bought that and they had finished ToA, I realized, oh crap I should've joined them. But then I got a message from someone who I had friended (but I didn't remember why or where I met them) asking if I could help them along with their other bud with Floor 6 of ToA. And I was like HELL yeah! So I did that. I died once and had to use a Fallen Factory scroll to go to Corkus and restock on pots. But then I came back and finished Floor 6. After we did that the two buds I was doin it with had to go to whatever, and I sold a Rodoroc scroll to the one guy who was also helpin the other guy, and then I just hung out with Ankle Ankou and Jim Carey and chatted with my guild buds for a while. But while I was waiting for my other buds to come back, one of my guild buds said that someone named Naaj had randomly friended them. Immediately after, my other guild bud said the same thing! And they messaged him and apparently he was on a MISSION or something and had friended like 6k people so far. The thing under his name on the forums is a lie. Then a few minutes later he friended ME. I told him I believed in him and he sent me the Equal Uppercase D face. Then my buds came back (after one of their friends was jumped or something) and then we started Floor 7. But on like level 2 my cat threw up on my floor, so I told my buds to go on without me and I /classed and cleaned it up. And then the chinese exchange student who lives upstairs had an ant problem so I had to deal with that. But when I came back I managed to convince my guild buds to come back and help me finish Floor 7. And we did that yay. Then afterwards me and my bae (guild bud) ran around Lusuco dueling each other while I sang Christmas carols in the weirdest voices I could create. And THEN me and my guild buds ran around Molten Heights looking for the T6 Earth Relic. I met a guy named JonIsUgly for the second time and I sent a screenshot of his username to my friend named Jon for the second time. We found the relic and it was a grand time. Then I ran around the Dogun ruins and listened to my last remaining awake guild bud talk about what crap he got from the 50 crates he bought. I still think Grumpy Old Man is the greatest deal in the shop. Then I went to bed. Basically we spent the whole day waiting for one guild friend to come back after leaving in the morning so we could do Qira and I could get my Qira Bow and fully thunder powder it with t6s so I would finally have a replacement for the fully thundered Az I accidentally threw in a hopper in the Ice Barrows dungeon. HE NEVER CAME BACK AND I NEVER FINISHED QIRA. Lookin' at you, Spicy.

And that is my extremely long, boring, and unformatted explanation of what I was doing before and after you friended fuckin everybody yesterday. I'm supposed to be writing an English essay about Huck Finn and satire. Kms.

 

Ah yep ;D If Spicy doesn't show up to help tomorrow, I'm just gonna find a group in the planning parlour. I would make him do it today, but like, I gotta write that essay... I say as I lurk on the forums, not writing my essay...

 

Thanks lol. Yes completely 100% focused wowee I've never been so focused in my life.

 

I don't know what to write so I write random stuff to look like it is a high quality LOL HIGH QUALITY AND I WRITE IT IT MAKES NO SENSE ehm sorry, I mean high quality LOL ok I stop, text. I need the improtantly 33 eb because 33 has 2x 3 as number and what has 3 edges? right. A potato. THE POTATO IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED PI"$NUOIH%$PMN%Z/TOPCMNE)UU EVACUATE THE ENTIRE WORLD. Bunnies ate the potato. THE WORLD IS SURVIVED. ok. If Bunnies farting, the entire world would die. Hi. I am a potato. OH FUCK ,,Bunnies ate the potato'' IRONU$TRE(/UNUHUWNUHORWIN

here my story, kbai

 

You realize that the longer the story is, the more of a chance you have of losing??

Story is below, please don't count this and the above.

 

"Gieeawy"
Nice

 

Thanks for going 1 above the eb

 

With this amount you will be able to re-identify 1 endgame rare item.

 

I once was looking at my bank, i told it that i'm sorry for using it alot and stuff and it wants 33 eb to forgive me

 

*sits pondering over what to write*

"A long story on why you want to win"

 

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

 

You're disqualified for writing a too long story, by using the " symbols.

 

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