King Of The Hill (revival)

I somehow become a dictator, and change the system to communism, meaning I own the hill now since it's secretly a pizza factory.

 

Oh.
I make my own pizza factory, and challenge you to a pizza-off. I win, and take the hill as the prize.

 

But I own your pizza factory because communism. I take the hill.
(Who knew communism could be such a good Trump card. Wait, that makes no sense since Trump is a capitalist. Whatever.)

 

But I also own the hill equally with you because communism.

 

"Everyone is equal, but some people are more equal than others." -Some book that is a metaphor regarding communism.

I'm using a political system that Americans were legit arrested for believing in back in the 1950s to defend the hill XD

 

Oh. I still don't get it.

 

Basically, whoever is in charge rules all the industries. Since I took over through plot holes, I own all industry.

 

Ohhhhhhhh.
So i own lots of thing, but you own higher thing which means you own all thing.
Right?

 

Yep. However, you could form a coup and why am I telling you how to take the hill?

 

Because you're bored and need someone to oppose you.
I use my team of spies to rig the election, leading me into an overwhelming victory.
Mine.
Np.

 

Was it Russia?

I left a trap that drops people to the Earth's core on the hill. I trigger it with a remote control, making you fall in. Mine.

 

A demon pops out of the hole and throws you into the center of the earth

I filled the hole with dirt and gravel so I won't fall.

The hill is mine

 

Due to quantum bs, my momentum stops and I end up on the hill before hitting the core. I stab you with a sword and claim the hill.

 

That quote is from Animal Farm.

Also,
Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

(Thanks. Hate it when random things like book titles slip my mind. I need to write a note to myself to read that sometime...)

I create a robot that shoves anyone except myself who goes onto the hill off. It shoves you off. Mine.

 

I fire a lightning bolt at the robot, causing it to overload and explode.
Then I shove you off.
Mine.

 

All 10,000 clones respawn again and kill you, we get some weapons then claim the hill.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove all of y'all off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off
Mine.

 

Oh.
We all brutally murder you.
Mine.