King Of The Hill (revival)

I respawn in the dimension that you destroyed the hill in, but there are still infinite dimensions. I send all of you and your dimension's hill into a dimension where the big bang never happened and its just full blackness. Not even light has been created yet. I go to a completely new dimension where time travel has been invented. I take a time machine and go back to the dimension where you voted that is the hill to fight for. There is no hill because it is still in the dimension you are in. I take the time machine and go back to November of 2016, when @Smile was building his wall around the hill. I crush him with the time machine and and then go to the future and get a futuristic ray gun. I kill everybody but me in the past who are trying to claim the hill. Then I claim the hill, with a wall already built by @Smile.

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And it is still the one you voted for, just in the past.

 

Except, because you have claimed the hill in the past, your actions of moving the hill to the no-light dimension would never had had occurred, as you had the hill already, creating a paradox.
Try again.

Edit: oh yeah, when did I destroy a hill?

 

I open a portal to another dimension and take the portal gun from myself in that dimension and give it to my past self in this dimension. I tell him to continue this dimension. I grab a hill from another dimension, still the same as this one. I go further into the past and stop myself from killing all of you. I take the time machine, the hill, and my portal gun to a new dimension where the hill never existed in the first place. Me #2 is over there fighting for the hill as I remain king on the hill that has been voted to be the one we are fighting for in this dimension, where you don't exist.

 

Y'know, a map of all the dimensions would be really handy right about now.

Anyway, as you have effected so many dimensions, combined with your time-travelling, your body, along with the other toys in the multiverse crumble into dust. You respawn, or course, but all you've done involving time-travel and dimension-hopping has been erased.

In addition, the time-travelling/dimension hopping has rendered your body unable to perform these tasks again. If you do, you and your counterparts will dissolve, with no respawn.

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.
Your turn.

 

I cant dimension hop again, but that doesnt mean I cant. I spend years researching and finally create another portal gun. I cant go through another portal, but that doesnt stop me from using the portal gun. I open a portal to a dimension where I never joined the hill fight and tell myself to go through it. I give him the portal gun and tell him to continue the fight for the hill. Original me walks back to my original house, never to time travel or fight for the hill again. Other me takes his portal gun, takes the hill from another dimension, and crushes you with it. Before you can respawn new me takes the hill we are fighting for and go to the dimension I turned to dust in. The new me doesnt turn to dust because this is only his second dimension hop. He puts the hill right where it should be but isnt, cause the hill doesnt exist in this dimension, and quickly closes the portal. I claim the hill. Also for the dimension map thing, "There are infinite dimensions Morty. Infinite possibilities."

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After all, you said if I did me and all my counterparts would disolve, not if any of my counterparts did :D

 

But that can't happened because you haven't done that in the past. I don't want to go on another time travel rant, but you haven't done the thing your clone has done, so you haven't done it, so that doesn't exist
Oh.
I walk back up the hill and shove you off while you are in the timetravel trance.
Mine.

 

Cool.
I find another dimension transporter thing and find where the hill went, after I put a trans-dimensional locator on it. I see new you on the hill, so I go out and place the portal under new you. As this is his third time now, he dissolves.
Mine.

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Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

That was dimensional travel, not time travel. And they were in a different dimension where that hadnt happened.
Now to what I do, because of all the different time and dimension travel,most of the multiverse started to crumble and break away. There are hundreds of copies of the hill everywhere, floating through space. I take the portal gun and open to a dimension where this never happened, I kept dimensional traveling there so there were 100 versions of me. we all went into a new dimension with time travel, grabbed a time machine, one of the hills, went far into the future and put the hill down. All the 101 me's stay at that hill. I claim it. And although most of the multiverse has been destroyed, since there are infinite multiverses, infinite are still left.

 

Go back up build a wall to keep you in then shoot you and deport you for immigration (my hill)

 

You shot one of me, The other 100 me's jump and you and rip you apart.

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One of the me's quickly go and rob 100 ray guns from nearby future gun stores. We can now defend ourselfs.

 

I send in chuck norris. All of you never existed as anything except fertiliser

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My hill

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No one can defend from chuck norris

 

But there is still a me attacking the hill from a while ago in another dimension. He opens a portal and shoots chuck norris from behind, he is now dead. I get 100 more versions of myself, 100 more ray guns, and disable all portal guns except for the 100 that we now have. No one can defeat us.

 

Huh.
With one of the hill and another hill-officialising committee, we declare this hill the one true hill.
Mine.
We await your return.

 

Now, I don't see why any of us has to own the whole hill. Why don't we all share the hill? The hill is the collective property of mankind.

 

One of me goes and shoots @hello while the other 99 take the hill from @NotABox

 

You know those scenes where the dude bites the bullet mid air, stopping it somehow?
That.
I establish a secret police force to silence those who see the hill as property, while loudly playing the Soviet Union national anthem

 

5 more of me come and help the me who first tried to stop you. They shoot you repeatedly. You cant bite that. The other 94 of me kill all of the police force, because we still have our futuristic ray guns which overpower their normal guns.

 

There's no way you could've killed me with a force of people who have all been assassinated 3 days prior.

 

what?

 

they all be dead now