King Of The Hill (revival)

Using my meme powers I poisoned your Doritos with MLG. Because of the poison you spill your coffee on all the turrets and the forcefield. Then my Armyrino Kripperino, invades destroying the turrets and forcefield. I ride Sanic up to your throne and 420-noscopes you with my memecanon which shoots out Mountain Dew and exploding fidget spinners.
I claim the hill and my Armyrino Kripperino is now protecting the hill.

(This was post number 420)

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and place my dubstep gun on the hill. I fire, and disintegrate you and your army with wubs.
Mine.

 

I become a mod, then kick all of you off the server. Mine.

 

Oh.
I go on an alt account and respawn and go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

I knock you out, trap you in an unescapable cage, and take the hill, guarding it with an army and my mlg tactician skillz.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill, build a giant pair of hands, and shove you and your army off the hill.
Mine.

 

Oh thats not funny anymore, you get banned from the server cause you spam the same thing over and over, and with you gone forcever, I TaKe the hill and fill it up with DeusExMachina indestructible unhackabe unstopable turrets.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I hack the 'unhackabe' turrets. They brutally murder you. Then I shove your body off.
Mine.

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and I shove you off again.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

I reported you for hacking cause u werent in a duel and you disappear
mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

I eat you all
mine

 

Oh.
I respawn, go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

I respawn, but keepInventory is on so I still have the gravity gun. Its also the portal gun from rick and morty, so I open a portal to a new dimension. the dimension is exactly the same but with 1 difference, all your parents never met so none of you are alive. Before I leave I put a nuclear bomb on the hill in your dimension and quickly run through the portal and close it. I go on top of the hill and claim it as mine.

 

Oh.
I respawn and close off all access to the other dimension and vice-versa. Then I form a group that unanimously votes that the hill in this dimension is the hill to fight over. (As I am dead in the other dimension, no such group was formed.)
[And the hill is still whole, because reasons.]
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine