Corrupt A Wish!

wish granted! but when you punch someone in the face, UNIVERSE EXPLODES!

I wish for unlimited amount of milks to drink in my lifetime

 

Granted, but you have to drink them straight from the animal. No cups, purification. Just, raw. Same with goat milk or any milk. Want almond milk? Well... can't help you there.

I wish for Marth's grab range to be reduced from trans-universal to trans-dimensional.

 

bump because Marth needs to have a reduced grab range.

 

the things if you can cross past the 7th dimension you can travel universes so basically same thing.
Granted.


I wish I had better friends

 

Granted, but you have to follow every action they do, and can never unfriend them. If they become horrible, so would you.
I wish for my Cookies & Cream chocolates turned into milk chocolate. I hate Cookies & Cream xD

 

Granted, but it's mint chocolate chip. I hate mint xD

I wish to know what the perfect thing to wish for is.

 

(I also hate mint lol)
Granted, but we later corrupt it, and make it the worst thing to wish for.

I wish for me to find the time to make a shop here on the forums lul rip me 2k17

 

granted, but you make one the day before you die

i wwish silvvagunner posted some homestuck rips and, wwhen it comes out, hivveswwap rips

 

Granted, but since I have literally no idea what you are talking about, it is replaced with Qira dancing while stuck in her own web (AKA her home), whilst other nerds swap out being rekt by attempting to solo her. SOMEONE PLZ MAKE THIS

I wish for someone to make the afore-mentioned corrupted wish come true.

 

Granted, but you endure the pain of everyone Qira kills.


I wish I had infinite knowledge

 

Granted, but you cannot stop the flowing of the knowledge, creating an endless and growing headache. Basically Lord of the Clock, but it's indestructible.

I wish for a mage nerf. (casually heals 1/3 of their health under lvl 20 without a potion)

 

Granted. Mage is nerfed, but assasin is buffed to have Marth's grab range.

I wish for a corrupted wish. Good luck! :P

 

Granted, but you will wish to a genie that will endlessly nag you asking you about what you did that day.

I wish that I will be the proud owner of a completed one hundred piece puzzle.

 

Granted, but while drinking a cup of juice or whatever it is you like, you knock the puzzle down, shattering your puzzle, as well as your heart.

I wish to not be a nerd. No wait, scratch that. I wish to be even MORE like a nerd! WOO, NERD SQUAD LETS GO

 

Granted, but you now have a fidget spinner collection.

I wish to have access to @captainganon's bank.

 

Granted, but you can only view it not interact with it. This makes you extremely jealous, because he has so good things.

I wish that I felt better.

 

Granted, but you feel worse in the opposite value. To put this into speculation, if you wanted to feel better mentally, you'd feel worse physically, and vice versa.

I wish to know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

 

Granted, you BECOME Darth Plagueis and Chancellor Palpatine kills you in your sleep

I wish for a boss altar in the Canyon of the Lost for level 85+ in which the "boss" is something you have to destroy in the center but poses no actual threat while the "minions" resemble bandits and are the main threat and have a very high amount of health

 

Granted, but it doesn't come out instantly. It will come when the Dankians finally settle down on Memeland. AKA Soon™

I wish to make good memes instead of normie memes.

 

Granted, but you never leave your computer again and develop crippling depression.

I wish I had nice friends.