Community Event Giveaway 64le + Decent Legendaries

Spoiler

A guy walks into a bar and immediately notices a tiny little man playing the piano. He walks up to the bartender and says:

"What's up with the miniature guy playing the piano?"

The bartender replies:

"Why don't you go ask the genie, he's in the back room."

So the guy walks into the back room and a genie appears saying:

"I'll grant you one wish, anything you want!"

The guy excitedly replies:

"I'll take a million bucks!"

Out of no where a million ducks fill the room.

The guy, obviously pissed, storms out of the back room to confront the bartender. He says:

"What's up with that genie? I asked for a million bucks but got a million ducks!"

The bartender shrugs it off and replies:

"Do you think I wished for a nine inch pianist?"

Onegai Kiriq sempai, I'm poor ;-;

 

A Mexican Magician says to a croud:

"On the count of 3 I will disappear."

"Uno,"

"Dos,"

Then he disappeared.
He disappeared without a tres.

Becuase I'm poor q-q

 

Spoiler: Joke (it's kinda long)

John, a rather average person, was in class one day, and he dropped his pencil while in a test. He said, somewhat quietly, "purple pineapples!". The teacher heard and was shocked.

"Go to the principal's office right now, John!"

John went to the principal's office, and was rather confused on why he was sent there.

"Why were you sent here, John?"

"I just said, 'purple pineapples'..."

The principal was visibly shocked, and expelled John on the spot.

John, confused, went home and told his parents what happened.

"All I said was 'purple pineapples' and they-"

His parents cut him off and called the cops on him, who arrested him immedeately.

John, in jail, was still incredibly confused.

"Hey there John, what are you in for?"

"All I said was 'purple pineapples' and-"

John's vision went dark, and he woke up in a bright place.

"Welcome, John, to Heaven!", an angel said.

"Why am I here? I was just having a normal day until I said 'purple pineapples' and my life got destroyed!"

"I see why," the angel said, and John's vision went dark again.

"Hey there, Johnny boy! Welcome to Hell!", said someone who was unmistakenly Satan.

"What? All I said was 'purple pineapples'! Why am I here?"

Satan grinned, and said, "You're just so evil that I might give you a second chance to cause chaos..."

And with that, John woke up in his bed, in the morning before all of this happened. John realized he had a second chance!

On his way to school, he thought, "I won't say 'purple pineapples', I won't say it-"

John was then hit by a car, and ended up in Heaven again.

Lesson: Look both ways before crossing the street.

I wish to win because I am a poor soul

 

It just so happens that I have a joke here
I also would like to win so that I can get a nice new spear

 

Spoiler: $1 Million Dollars in Heaven

Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"

God replied, "$1 million."

Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"

God said, "One million years."

Joe asked for a penny.

God said, "Sure, in a minute."

plz i'm a really poor man and i could use some delicious green juice.

 

I'm impressed. You took the time to alter an extremely well-known joke.

 

2ch zhiv

 

Your momma so darn fat, when she rolled past the TV, I missed all 6 seasons of the walking dead.
Ign: ThrundaBolt
Why I Want To Win?
Because it feels good to win and I need le (Don't we all )

 

Ice Bear will cryogenicly freeze himself now.

 

This giveaway.

 

100% best joke

Indians are shit at soccer/football, whenever they get a corner they open a shop.

 

i dont really know any funny jokes off the top of my head besides this one soo

There are three guys stranded on a desert island. They find a magic lantern with a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

I want the le because im literally broke sitting at like 20le because when I quit last year I gave it all to my friends haha. Im saving for hopefully a Warp build or just some fun end games for my classes as thet level.

 

Ice Bear still refers himself in 3rd person.
HAPPINESS

 

Joke:
A friend of mine: "You know, I drive every morning to work by car, while my unemployed wife stays at home. Today, my motor stopped working after 2 minutes of driving. I forgot my phone and walked back home where I found my wife cheating on me with my best friend. What should I do?"
Me: "Concerning your motor, you should definitely consult a car service and a good trick to not forget your phone is to always put it at the same spot and build up a routine when leaving the house."

Why do I want to win?
-I have never won a giveaway
-I am poor af (only own half a stack)
-My birthday is on May 19th, one day before the giveaway ends (pls give me a late birthday present)

 

Joke: I broke a mirror and I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he might be able to take off a few years.

Bonus Joke: What's black and white and extremely dangerous?

A chickadee with a machine gun.

IGN: Qhuea

I need money please I'm broke.

 

Joke:

Reporter: Excuse me, may I interview you?
Man: Yes!
Reporter: Name?
Man: Abdul Al-Rhazim.
Reporter: Sex?
Man: Three to five times a week.
Reporter: No no! I mean male or female?
Man: Yes, male, female... sometimes camel.
Reporter: Holy cow!
Man: Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general.
Reporter: But isn't that hostile?
Man: Yes, horse style, dog style, any
style.
Reporter: Oh dear!
Man: No, no deer. Deer run too fast.
Hard to catch.

I want to win cause i lost 2 Times my inventory, 1 time i lost al my le for a bug, i can't find any mythics and i lost
some weapons be cause i threw them in a hopper (i Also lost my bob's mythic)

 

good good meme

 

16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. Followed by batman

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Actually, ima use this one.
I feel like drinking a cold, refreshing cup of bleach.

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And j wanna win since I've been scammed so much

 

internet explorer

 

... As we walked in, the Barkeeper asked us why we carried weapons on us in the bar.
I said "Mimics."
The Barkeeper laughed, the party laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table.
It was a good night.