Community Event Giveaway 64le + Decent Legendaries

My life, nah jk here's a real joke:

So I walked into pawn stars the other day and needed change for a dollar I go up to rick Harrison and says the best he can do is 75 cents :/.
^^True Story

I want to win because I really need the money ATM, I really am trying to get a fatal and this would really help, TYSM:)!

 

joke

person 1: giving birth isnt as painful as getting kicked in the nuts

person 2: have you ever given birth?

person 1: no, but over the years women say "lets have another child" but ive never heard a man say "hey, come and kick me in the nuts again"

 

What do you call a retired artist?
Drew.

-Yours truly

I am a extremely poor player. I need the money to get that good boost.
The legendaries would be lovely to.

 

A women and man are getting wed. They send a servant to go get rings. The servant returns with the lord of the rings. The bride is now a queen and the groom is a king now fr they rule them all now.

I need a stack of le for a good loot set

 

I walk into a bar with a piece of tarmac under my arm.
I go up to the bartender, and say:
''I'd like one for me, and the road.''

Dad jokes 101.

I want to win because I am poor, even though I have a level 100. (Like seriously, 2 le...)
This would be a great kick-starter to my dream of eventually getting a spring :)

 

If starwars were a musical episode VIII would suck.

Only chorus no SOLO.

i want to win cause im a poor guy who wants to buy altf4's idol for 5 stacks :D

 

hahaa i have a good joke!

pure

 

ign is LobsterTrap

My joke?

I was wondering why the ball was getting larger, then it hit me.

 

IGN: Shadowbear100

Everyone Knows Dave:

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,

"Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.

"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.

At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"Pope Francis," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.

Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave?'


I want to win because I donated like half my legendaries and money to some friends so they didnt have trash gear and I need some stuff so I'm not dirt poor anymore.

 

Want to hear a joke? Want to learn how to make the best joke in the world? Want to make other people laugh? Want to get a life?

Me too...

Why I want to win: Why not(no actually i need the le for a good build)

 

so original

 

Guy: Hey Baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Girl: Not really, because my Boyfriend caught me.

1 win = 1 fire extinguisher from the roast.

 

im not sure what u mean

 

A married couple were walking down a lane in communist Russia when it began to precipitate.

"It's raining," says the husband.

"No I do believe it's snowing, dear," chimes the wife.

"Let us ask Officer Rudolph, here," replied the husband.

The couple approach the officer and ask, "Sir, is it raining or snowing?"

"It's obviously raining." speaks Officer Rudolph.

"See?" Says the husband...

"Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"

Ign is Kra3tys.

 

Ice Bear remembers a joke.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use. Heavy saber.

 

silly kid trix are for PINEAPPLES

le to complete my mage

 

what comes first, dern or universal heat death?

I want the money bc I'm poor

 

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I want the LE prize because I want to buy a white horse so I can go fast.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?









To get to the other side

 

I've heard that from my friends a billion times, so yea