King Of The Hill (revival)

Since teamkill is a game slang, and this is a game, I respawn and then make my team "you can only enter by request." Then I put you in a volcano and watch you burn.

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then the volcano is the hill, btw. Mine

 

I make the hill/volcano erupt and kill you.
Mine.

 

I wake up from the concussion and wasnt breathing so I didnt inhale the nurotoxin. I punch in the back of the head until you pass out and I claim the hill.

 

I wake up after an hour and Sparta kick you off the hill.
Mine.

 

My tamed wolf hears you attack me and runs and shoves you off the hill. I crawl back up and am on top of the hill. I claim it as mine.

 

I lure away your wolf with a sheep, then smack you in the face with a banana.
Mine.

 

I wasn't near the hill atm when the neurotoxin was spread, so I walk up to the hill, grab my gravity gun, zap the hill, moe the hill, flip the hill upside down, and leave the hill upside down somewhere far away with me defying the laws of gravity, standing on top of a hill, but the hill being flipped, and the top is the bottom, while me physically standing on it upside down
(What?)
Mine.

 

I grab my gravity gun, reverse the gravity of the hill, place it back where it was normally, leaving you to fall upwards until you die.
Mine.

 

The gravity of the hill was keeping me on, so I was on the hill the whole time. I shove you off.
Mine

 

I walk back on, take your gravity gun and switch your gravity so you fall upwards forever.
Mine.

 

I take the gravity gun from you and lift the hill to the moon. I flip myself over and land on the moon, then claim the hill.

 

While I am flying up, I enter a wormhole which puts me on the moon, and the energy/speed I am going is fast, so I kick you off the moon back to earth causing you to die.
Mine.

 

I, as an inter-dimensional being, go back in time and kill everyone as a baby. And, sadly, as you are already dead, cannot prevent that. Sorry. You're all dead now.
My precious (hill).

 

Except I respawn.
Then I throw a bunch of dirt onto you, covering you and making the hill larger.
Mine.

 

If you were to kill us back then, how would you if time is always going and always will be going. TIME TRAVEL EXPLANATION TIME: Ok. You cannot kill us in the past because we are in the future. You going back in time causes the future to happen, so you doing that makes us alive. You cannot change it. The only way to kill us is in the present which is in the past and the future. (Also, I killed everyone trying to claim the hill (But I know box is going to respawn soo...))
I walk ontop of the hill and push you off box, and I dig up moosea and throw him off.
Mine.
(If you need timetravel clarification, dm me and I'll explain it well)

 

As I am still an inter-dimensional being (I can see or go into different dimensions and time), I come into the dimension that you are in (the other me you already killed), and kill you to take revenge of what technically would've happened.
My precious (hill).

 

Wot? We cannot control time itself, so I walk up the hill and push you off (I respawned if I was dead).
Mine.

 

Seeing that all this time travel bs is confusing, I create another dimension where time travel is impossible and place the hill inside.
Mine.
I also teleport all of you guys in so it's fair.

 

Good. Even though time is happening always will be happening and has already happened, then this is physically impossible (But you are still controlling the hill).
I walk on the hill and push you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I get up and shove you off.
Mine.