King Of The Hill (revival)

Except I was.
I kick you off.
Mine.

 

I walk back up and claim the hill as mine

 

I piss on the hill so you slip and fall back down.
Mine.

 

(You must have pissed alot then)
The sun is out, so the piss evaporates, and I walk back on it

 

I use my gravity manipulation powers to throw you off the hill. Then I build a fortress of bones with a long hallway in it where I will stand and wait for the next person.

 

(I drank a lot before hand)
I move the hill somewhere else, knocking you off.
Mine.

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agh ninja

I use a hydro cannon with infinite water to blast away you and your fortress, leaving the hill for me.
Mine.

 

I walk back up the hill and enter the fortress through the back door

 

Except I blew the fortress off the hill with my hydro cannon.

 

but I'm still on the hill

 

No, you entered the fortress, which isn't on the hill

 

I walk out of the fortress and onto the hill

 

Then I blast you back down with my hydro cannon.
Mine.

 

But you missed

 

Then I sneek up behind you ad shove you off. I am now king

 

Then I throw a snake at you. You run off screaming, and I claim the hill.

 

I throw the snake back and reclaim the hill

 

I throw a rock back, giving you a concussion.
Mine.

 

I walk up with the rock you threw and throw it at you, giving you a concussion.
Mine.

 

I hide a neurotoxin in the mountain. Every enemy ten miles away from the mountain is paralyzed forever. I claim the hill before releasing Yayha's Wrath.

 

I get autobalanced before you release the neurotoxin, so I'm on your team and not your enemy now. Then I teamkill you with a katana.
Mine.