Elaboration

So, this is a simple game. Each person will supply a REALLY simple statement.
e.g. "I like pizza"

Then, the next person will take the above statement, and try to make it sound overly posh or fancy.
e.g. "I overly enjoy consuming flat disks of cooked flour, often topped with tomato sauce."

I'll go first: I like memes

 

I'm a fan of internet in-jokes often displayed and shared for humour.

I like cookies.

(Am I doing this right? Probably not)

 

I like baked circles of dough often with chocolate or other ingredients inserted inside


I like elaboration

 

I am a large fan of using many and large words to make something simple sound overly posh and or classy



I am a human (mostly)

 

I am mostly a homo sapien, it is unclear at the moment what the other parts may be, but I am mostly human

I like html even though it is so tedious

 

I enjoy the use of a in-bowser coding system used by many while be being midly annoying and hard to use.

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I like trains.

 

I enjoy locomotive vehicles powered by coal or electricity that can travel hundreds of miles per hour and often weigh multiple tons, travel along tracks, and are used for transport of the masses

I like the communist manifesto (please someone copy paste the full manifesto in the reply)

 

I draw enjoyment from the pamphlet issued in 1848 in Germany by the communist party to explain the political system known as communism's approach to the animosity between different social classes due to inequalities, along with denouncing the ideas of the socioeconomic system of capitalism known as the Communist Manifesto.

(Sorry, I looked up the entire manifesto. I think it may legitimately be too long to even fit in a post.)

I like sushi.

 

ur right I copy pasted the whole thing and it said it was too long
I guess I'll do multiple messages

I like raw fish, sometimes cooked fish, wrapped in rice and other ingredients

I like procrastinating then realizing "oh shit the homework is due in 3 hours" and then frantically doing it all

 

I enjoy lazily waiting until my work has to be done in a time limit to small for me to do it correctly so I end up making many mistakes.

Mice are mammals

 

The animal of the genus called "mus", which is a small rodent generally associated with cheese, is of the category of the form of life known as animalia known as a "mammal", or of the class "mammalia".

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Oh god I forgot to put a line!
(I'm using that as my line)

 

Oh higher power it has escaped my memory to place a segment connecting two points in space at this location

The cake is a lie

 

The existence of the baked good of sweet frosting on sugar bread is false.

Welcome to the slam! And welcome to the jam!

 

Admittance into the explosion! Also Admittance into the extremely loud music!

HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING MEN

 

A great exclamation used in worship at certain places of worship, there is a large number of male hominids descending towards us from dark clouds above our heads.

Giraffes are aliens sent to spy on us by lizard people.

 

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(TH4T'S 4LSO MY 1N1T14L ST4T3M3NT, 3L4BOR4T3 ON TH4T M4SS1V3 M3SS)

 

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This is a statement

 

This is a word posted totally randomly to look like a statement but it's actually a statement because the word is "statement".

I like to like.

 

It

brings me pleasure to tell other people about me taking pleasure in things

A rat tail landed on my head

 

The bodily appendage located on the posterior of a small rodent with a pointed snout has fallen onto the cranium that currently belongs to me.

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!