Dungeons And Dragons Campaign [full] [discontinued On The Forums]

Lute: "Why not?"
*Lute casts Fire Bolt on the UA Article*

Monk: "Wait for me! Wait, I... Uh... Don't have fire attacks."

Kyelas: "Good for you!"
*Kyelas fires a bunch of arrows at the article*

Rogue: "... Why the hell not."
*The Rogue stabs the article with a dagger*

Cleric: "Not really my problem, is it?"

 

Yevor: "Wait, how is this working?"

 

Cleric: "Why, plot holes, of course!"

 

???: "You shall PAY for not giving half-orcs any non-melee bonuses!"
??? Eldritch Blasts the article right in the title.

 

Monk: "Yes."
*The Monk stabs the article with a shortsword*

*The cleric sits in a corner sheathing and unsheathing her rapier*

 

???: Making one of my racial feats literally a worse version of an existing feat? You will suffer for this!

A bunch of Scorching Rays fly out of the shadows and burn holes in the article.

 

Mazzy rides in on her pony.
Mazzy: "Hi! I brought cre- What are you doing?"

 

Cleric: "Toying with my sword... No, not in that way... Oh, everyone else is attacking an article that gives abilities to some races but not to their's, good ones at least. Eh, whatever."

 

Mazzy: "It can't be completely horr-"
???: "At least halflings get bonuses. I have insults to my father's memory."

 

Guard: "In theory... The wards are not really meant to keep things out though... We were all focused on an attack from the North Gate we did not expect this one down here."

 

Erevan: "Hmm.... is it possible to get archers or magic-users up on the walls? We would be able to pick them off fairly easily from above..."

 

Kyelas: "True... Though some ground reinforcements would also be needed to hold the line long enough to pick them off in that case."

 

Let's see my races...

Human: Extra language and stuffs? Sure!
Human: See Above
Genasi: Nothing
Aetherborn: Nothing
Human: See Above
Half-Elf: Double Deception Prof? Perfect for this character!
Tiefling: Really cool stuff. Demonblood or whatever seems boring. Hellfire is fine for thematically, but not too useful. Barbed is only useful for grapples, really situational.
Drow: GIMME MORE MAGIC! Flight! Dispel magic! Yes!
Yuan-Ti: Nothing
Firbolg: Nothing
Warforged: Nothing
Human: See Above
Shifter: Nothing
Vampire: Not even a real thing lol, stupid HB
Lizardfolk: Nothing
Kenku: Nothing

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Guard: "I am afraid it's impossible to get people inside of or on top of the walls"

 

Too much spam

 

I've been reading through some of your messages from time to time and to be honest it is hella confusing XD
There are some specific things that confuse me a lot:

1. I thought @SPYROHAWK was the GM so why are you talking about @A_total_noob having a campaign.
   1. Does everyone occasionally run a campaign?
2. Does your characters have meta-knowledge? What the he'll is going on with that? :P
3. Why do you all have so many goddamn characters?!

 

Noob created a mini-campaign when SPYRO was AFK for a week

We don't meta, that's not fun.

This seem a lot for you ?

 

Sorry probably used the wrong word. They were talking about some article which was OOC knowledge.

Ah ok.

IDFK. It's just confusing.

 

1. Spyro went AFK for a long period of time and we got bored so he made one in the meantime.
2. Sometimes characters pop into the OOC chat because why not. In the IC stuff, they don't.
3. Let's just say, I have a really boring life.

 

@RetiFile are you gonna move to the gate too?

 

To clarify, we sometimes use characters that we're not actually playing as out-of-character commentators.